I wonder what would happen if I say, "I want a billion dollars!"
Nothing...

Mondays with a hangover.

Dream girl.

Maybe he's using a helium tank or something.

That's why you never go to Waco.

Now you've gone and made me crave some.

Lord Of The Rings ain't all that.... It's much, much more than "all that"!

I heard the *clink* sound with iron man's face palm.

It's like I have superpowers

I was Fucking Drunk.

Anyone here wearing a buttoned up vertical striped shirt?

Fucking hippies.

Bird thugz n harmony :D

I just fuckin saw this while trying to sleep. Guess I'll be awake all night.
Lol

Santa should give out math homework instead of coal to bad kids.

Sounds like my ex.

That second one gives me a Halloween idea.