James Hammons

eccehobo


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Wholesale adaptable curly 3 comments
eccehobo · 4 weeks ago
Yes there is.
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Backstage exonerated lighthearted 2 comments
eccehobo · 4 weeks ago
Bill Nye is a science communicator. Doph Lundgren is an actor.
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Hmmm 2 comments
eccehobo · 10 weeks ago
So you think that being married defines a woman?
True 2 comments
eccehobo · 37 weeks ago
This will not help you with your "dream woman" but it will help you be happy when your grandma is no longer with you. Promote the love you have for the good women in your life.
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kot 8 comments
eccehobo · 37 weeks ago
CATS. CATS ARE NICE
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Inheriting straight hapless 4 comments
eccehobo · 41 weeks ago
It's the same people that use "woke" unironically.
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Of course I will let you over 1 comments
eccehobo · 41 weeks ago
Nah, you saw the line started a mile back. Learn to get merge before the line ends, dumbass.
Stubborn pedestrian bustling 7 comments
eccehobo · 45 weeks ago
It's not about catcalling being correct. A lot of times it's not flattering, it's demeaning. But men so rarely get random compliments that we can't tell the difference.
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Anon has a Date 1 comments
eccehobo · 46 weeks ago
You had a successful date. Consent is sexy
Morbid journalistic peevish 4 comments
eccehobo · 46 weeks ago
In the US, Cider means unfiltered juice. In the rest of the western world Cider means alcohol.
Heart resonant warm 2 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
All Cops are Bastards. I hope you daughter didn't go to Uvalde.
Heart resonant warm 2 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
Too bad you were a shit dad until the judge told you how shit of a dad you were.
Paranoid, possessive personality disorder. 2 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
My question is what happens when she picks up her bag and notices that her 1/4 # racket has been replace by a 4# cast iron skillet. What verbiage is best to not only tell her ex boyfriend he's a complete piece of shit, but also a complete moron?
Tfw you got raped 4 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
This one doesn't pass the *sniff* test. Reads like a red pill fantasy. Calls them girls. Then calls them whores. Want's everyone to know he enjoyed the blowie, but wasn't too bothered by it. OP wants to rape people. That is why they shared this fake rape story.
Help! 1 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
This is bait. No argument provided.
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Mega wholesome if true 2 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
Yeah, this is how True Chads are. Real gym bros want you to make gains. The bigger the gains the better. And there are no better gains from when you are starting near 0.
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Look at this funny meme, toyota 1 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
I've been on the hiring end more often than I've been on the hired. In most cases that aren't basic retail (fast food, grocery, gas station etc etc) if you have been hired, we are just as nervous to bring you on as you are being brought on. We did hire you for a reason. Do your best and you'll be fine.
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Must've tasted good 5 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
Millennials don't get to claim this. Gen-x started this.
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Our local sheriff’s office regarding the blizzard rolling through today in the Sierras 1 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.
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Go up!!!!! Goooo up!!!!! Uuuuuuuup!!!!!!! 1 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Make it make sense 4 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
it's not that difficult to figure out. She doesn't like you and was trying to be nice in letting you down and she made a mistake in her description. She still doesn't want to date you
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What's the real problem with the show. Can someone help me figure it out? 5 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
Yes. You are right. Mindy is the only thing wrong with this show. Not the writers, not the showrunner. It's 100% the executive producer and the voice talent of 1 character. Good fucking job, you fucking solved it.
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yes 3 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
Then you tell your boss that you are too stupid to count. You get fired from McDonalds and then you go work at Taco Bell.
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yes 3 comments
eccehobo · 1 year ago
That is a kill them with kindness moment. Ignore the mom, kneel down next to the kid and say "I thought you were so kind that I wanted you to have a little extra" Then walk away.
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Yup 1 comments
eccehobo · 2 years ago
The Tuatha'an would like to know your location