This will not help you with your "dream woman" but it will help you be happy when your grandma is no longer with you. Promote the love you have for the good women in your life.

CATS. CATS ARE NICE

It's the same people that use "woke" unironically.

Nah, you saw the line started a mile back. Learn to get merge before the line ends, dumbass.

It's not about catcalling being correct. A lot of times it's not flattering, it's demeaning. But men so rarely get random compliments that we can't tell the difference.

You had a successful date. Consent is sexy

In the US, Cider means unfiltered juice. In the rest of the western world Cider means alcohol.

All Cops are Bastards. I hope you daughter didn't go to Uvalde.

Too bad you were a shit dad until the judge told you how shit of a dad you were.

My question is what happens when she picks up her bag and notices that her 1/4 # racket has been replace by a 4# cast iron skillet. What verbiage is best to not only tell her ex boyfriend he's a complete piece of shit, but also a complete moron?

This one doesn't pass the *sniff* test. Reads like a red pill fantasy. Calls them girls. Then calls them whores. Want's everyone to know he enjoyed the blowie, but wasn't too bothered by it. OP wants to rape people. That is why they shared this fake rape story.

This is bait. No argument provided.

Yeah, this is how True Chads are. Real gym bros want you to make gains. The bigger the gains the better. And there are no better gains from when you are starting near 0.

I've been on the hiring end more often than I've been on the hired. In most cases that aren't basic retail (fast food, grocery, gas station etc etc) if you have been hired, we are just as nervous to bring you on as you are being brought on. We did hire you for a reason. Do your best and you'll be fine.

Millennials don't get to claim this. Gen-x started this.

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retreated to the Chamber of…Mazarbul. We are still ho{ldin}g...but hope …Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

it's not that difficult to figure out. She doesn't like you and was trying to be nice in letting you down and she made a mistake in her description. She still doesn't want to date you

Yes. You are right. Mindy is the only thing wrong with this show. Not the writers, not the showrunner. It's 100% the executive producer and the voice talent of 1 character. Good fucking job, you fucking solved it.

That is a kill them with kindness moment. Ignore the mom, kneel down next to the kid and say "I thought you were so kind that I wanted you to have a little extra" Then walk away.

The Tuatha'an would like to know your location

Bloody Mary as a drink is kind of shit. Saying "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary I have your baby" while going 60 miles per hour and looking in your sideview mirror is fucking hilarious

Funny thing is Alexis Fawx would still yell at the OP.

Live action Full Metal Alchemist is beyond messed up