Thomas the train? THOMAS THE TRAIN? HIS FULL TITLE IS THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE YOU UNEDUCATED SACK OF IMPORTED AND FAULTY WEIGHT SCALES. YOU ARE THE TRUE SCUM OF THIS EARTH, CALL THOMAS BY HIS TRUE TITLE. NEXT YOU'LL BE SAYING "OVERWEIGHT MAN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN CHARGE OF SOME THINGS"

Due to the fact by now there's somewhere between 12 batman comics and 650 billion batman comics I'm assuming at least once by now he has done that, or something to that effect

I'm the other way around. It may be the temperature of hell and I may be melting into a puddle but I refuse to wear shorts

"Dead right now" because no one stays dead if there's superheroes involved! Apart from Rorschach... He's dead

"Master, must I really clean these chimneys?"

The best part of the film is at the end in the cinema when the Jewish soldiers blow it up and they're shooting down at all the Nazis, and there's fire going everywhere and its like "fuck you Adolf" and then they shoot his face apart, and then-- oh wait, shit. I appear to have watched inglorious basterds

"I'm allergic to strawberries you absolute fuck"

That's a bit broad, I'd narrow it down to 1941-45 personally

Am I imagined as a potted plant?

If I ever find myself in that situation I know what I'm going to do

And then you lose the Allen key that comes with it

As an Irishman, Irish usually falls under the category of "White"

This is actually a gif of the prototype "Android that gives you a big tattoo on your chest because why the hell not" by Dyson

I think this is a story we can all relate to

It works.. Trust me

What did you get?

Plot twist: it's a man in a wig

Should've driven a Toyota Hiace... For then it would be Hosanna in the Hiace