Feck

It's alright if you have your seatbelt on, trust me, I'm not an expert

Did you mean: greatest gift ever?

He's there for moral support

I guess it really isn't the "best day ever"

Hmm, they must have put the clothes in backwards... Rookie mistake really

At first I thought it was a rug

And in the 30s it was a flat hand at the end of an outstretched arm

I don't speak Italian

Hey! Ireland! Yay!

From what I can see there's a lot of uncertainty about what makes a religion "official", so if you're planning on starting one I'd advise you do a bit more research than just this post

I identify as a potted plant who is a police officer and wears roller skates and has no regard for his own plant-safety and has a really cool TV show where he arrests all the criminals and before they get arrested they always say "I AINT GETTIN CAUGHT BY NO POTTED PLANT!" but in the end they always do and-- I'm sorry, I've gone too far with this again

I can imagine him then bringing back a glass of nothing but ice and the detective being all like "oh, no-- I didn't mean- it was just a joke--"

Let it keep going on B.. The loop-de-loop is worth it

JPG

What if you're 54 million dollars in debt... Or Greece

Did you mean "me if I worked as a waiter"