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Is Too Dumb To Live a religion? Can it be?

This post is BANANAS

I shall start a new religion, worshipping our dear Lord Pizza. This is a similar religion to the Pastafarians.

My religion is Watered Down Memes In Public But Secretly We Do The Dank Memes, A,K.A. WDMIPBSWDTDM

From what I can see there's a lot of uncertainty about what makes a religion "official", so if you're planning on starting one I'd advise you do a bit more research than just this post

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You are not god of that religion, you are the prophet..

Wrong. You need 50,000 to make a religion. All else is a cult.