What about
Well, well, well three holes in the ground.

'Straya

Where is that cars license plate?

I was doing a presentation and everyone started laughing ( not everyone, just the plebs that will never achieve anything.)

I beg your pardon? Her magesty, Elizabeth II is the most kind person ever
Why would anyone want her dead. On the other hand Thatcher should of died sooner.

My fridge is so old the light doesn't work any more.

I paused The Fox and The Hound and todd looked so done.

Why would the queen do that she could've been killed! It's probably an actress or something

Don't fear the reaper

I thought you were supposed to kick it with your face

Men get abused too

That rock looks like a snail shell

Metal

I had friends over and I did an epic stunt in gta online and no one was looking.