I think the bigger shock would be that women dont know that men dont

after he makes the robber spot clean the blood of his carpet while the cops are on their way

"Twat Swat"
-Dane Cook

I will wreck thee*

you should start with not using the phrase "smart, strong, independant women"

Call me a jerk if you want but the first bit of the video made me laugh and then I felt really bad for her. It hit me that she has to go her entire life with that problem, making some of the most simple tasks difficult and drawn out. Poor girl

3 minutes!!!!!

So Russia needs the entire world to freeze to death before they have a chance of winning the World Cup...

Why can I hear his timid high pitched voice and need to be the best host ever!?

I thought it was a photoshopped picture of the same guy when i first looked at it