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Hell yeah! 3 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
So I have I, I also used to eat books, I don't know why
5 Things To Avoid On Your First Date 7 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Anyway, Benedict Cumberbatch has been a villain...
Don't let them know 12 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
And then they here you- WELL NOW THEY KNOW
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Anyone else remember this show? 21 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
And the Flinstones
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God just shaked a fist at me 2 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Exactly what I thought
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Finally something we can agree on 8 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
And his name is ron! He gets outta the friend zone
while we don't!
· Edited 10 years ago
Super suit 12 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
I commented this when I forgot to log in
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Sure will 8 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Or Social Media
*quietly sobbing* 24 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
What about Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends that was mt life along with the power puff girls
We All Have Friends Like This, No? 2 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
this is my life...
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Lighting attack 19 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Oh Thor, calm down will you.
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i always stuffed mine in my laundry basket at night 23 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
My cousin put hers in the wall for safe-keeping while it was getting replaced. Then in the middle of the night she heard a very demonic sound and her furbie died. Then she heard it going feed me in the wall again. they moved out pretty quick
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Well then. 4 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
One time my brother locked me out of the house and I couldn't get back in (he'd left) so I went around the back to where my bedroom is, took out my phone, no credit but I could connect to wifi, and looked around on the internet. My family came home, but out the spare key which goes around the front. The left to get Indian for dinner. I took the spare key when I went to check later cause I thought I had forgotten. I went inside and was scrolling through the internet the came home. They couldn't get in and a refused to open the door.
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Some Funsubsters 18 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS CAESER I WILL KILL HER FOR NOT TELLING ME
Never be ashamed of a scar 31 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
I thought oh Scar you didn't see this in time, did you.
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Hunting you down 124 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
a REALLYfat little bird thing
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Danger for breakfast 10 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
My middle names danger
Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
I nearly chopped my Hand in half with a knife
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1776 8 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
NZ must be higher then since ya Know, we were rated #1 in freedom
Kangaroo doesn't kid around 7 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Another pickup line: I wish you were my little toe
So I could bang you on every bit of furniture
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Don't complain 19 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Your architecture is Iraq
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Om nom nom , jump ! 79 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
I 5hink the odds have changed abit.
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Ask FunSubstance a Question 548 comments
elephantpewpewpew · 10 years ago
Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? *Singing*
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