They are hermaphrodites. It should say that the loser becomes pregnant, rather than becomes female. We watched videos of penis fencing in zoology (and it was hilarious).

Oh, I heard about that! I didn't know it was the same story.

I'm 18 but age doesn't matter!

I will!

My eyes look like that :)

Above a bed!

You have no idea how many arguments I got into with people that thought turtles could come out of their shell.

God damn, someone beat me to it.

A televangelist on opposite day.

She dated a student so that won't be the only thing she's arrested for.

My art teacher is a twenty-something year old hipster.