emmylou

emmylou


Duck mother and full-time magical girl

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Title of post 14 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Where I live, most of our ancestors were poor Irish farmers and share croppers. Their social class wasn't much higher than the slaves.
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When black people see a magic trick 17 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
It's that bad when it's a David Blaine trick.
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I'm a woman and I agree. 28 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
For a lot of women, we don't care if you look perfect as long as you have confidence. The way you carry yourself means a lot more than what you'd think.
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This kid was born for politics 3 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
One kid at school, Grant Hackerel used "Holy mackerel, vote for Hackerel!"
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Girls be like 5 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
She terrified me when I was little.
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Astrology 5 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
It's Girl Code on MTV
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North vs south 9 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
This is more west vs. east than north vs. south.
Miss the 90s 24 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Even if someone was young in the 90s it's not like every single thing changed on January 1, 2000.
Oh Tyler 8 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Wah!
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Just some youtube commentary genius 3 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
His name is Daniel Waples, I LOVE HIM. Hang pans sound magical.
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Fem rage 30 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Now that's it's been pointed out all we have to do is wait.
It's times like these when I lose faith in humanity 62 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
I'm hoping that's just a good troll.
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Really mean neighbor 12 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
It's actually really pretty.
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A cute Love Story 29 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
I slow danced with a balloon I found. Her name is Carlita.
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Something smells fishy 21 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Disney fucked up and made an "adult" flounder.
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How heartwarming 46 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Yep, they're South African.
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Master, I thought I was clear 5 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
My duck does that with his food!
Sports are meant to be fun 11 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
This is wonderful!!
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Best teacher 16 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
This is what school should be like.
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This is how you integrate a barcode into your product design 4 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
At Costco there is a brand of chicken that turned the bar code into a barn. The cashiers have trouble finding it every time.
A new Barbie. 8 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
I want this to be real.
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I didn't think we were that bad... 55 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
Not everywhere else. In congested areas you're more likely to run into rude people that dislike tourists. It really depends on how your personality and their personality combine. I live in the southeast and people are very sheltered but caring.
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Jimmy neutron 4 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
I lost it when I realized she acts like a bird because she's Miss Fowl.
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Like a whimpering puppy 11 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
He gets botox to keep his face that way. I made that up but it wouldn't surprise me if it came true.
gotta love chandler :D 8 comments
emmylou · 6 years ago
I thought this was FUNsubstance. Not party pooper substance.
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