My friend puts his lunch in a brown bag that says "dead bird, do not eat."

She is the reason I have a Twitter.

I had a cowboy hat that totally looked like a penis.

Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung

The dutch translation of nipple is "breast wart."

My law & justice teacher has an Elder Wand and you get to hold it when you answer a question.

It's like the Secret World of Arietty!

I would marry that guy.

The color of her tongue bothers me every time.

"Wingapo."

Hottie.

So majestic!

My friend uses "hoboshoes" for every password.

It looks delicious.

This better not be fake.

Every damn time I go to O'Charley's.

I can hear her voice just by looking at her.