Ther is hope a dogs body needs ribs or it will just be flat so no broken ribs, which gives a 15% chance ( got that of internet ) of survival

His dick ain't big enough

How do you get any weirder porn is there genres for porn or somthing

Oh my god, potatoes are so out of date get yourself an apple, Jesus

Wait do you live in Scotland

What do you mean you don't have the body, *tuts* "to musclier"

It might just be knocked out

It's not so much fake it's darker in colour then that ( almost navy )

Milks best friend ( I had two up votes before you said that dam you)

Me ask a girl out, that's impossible girls are too confusing for me, I'm just going to keep her as a friend for as long as possible ( I forgot to mention she has an amazing Irish accent )

I can't upload anything though my iPad won't let me

Whoops( how so you get that star)