emperorpenguin2
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Eyebrow game strong 30 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Why were you downvoted?
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Not like now 6 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
You do have Bluetooth, wifi and a camera all worked into your phone so you're not really in a position to complain.
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The typical pose 22 comments
Winning 9 comments
Winning 9 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Macs cost $1600 and PCs cost about 4-8 hundred dollars so he bought a $800 or $1000 dollar car (I live in the UK so I'm estimating how much these things cost in dollars so there's a good chance I'm wrong)
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Must contain anger 16 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
But their a very rare breed of genderless gingerbread. Do you know how hard it is to breed that kind?
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15 things about men that baffle women the most 51 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
#3 a lot of men get the piss taken out of them if they talk about personal stuff. Even if you don't take the piss out of them somone else already has.
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Douch bag Robert 12 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Ok although I dislike twighlight the same could be said for every vampire but they can be in the public eye, imagine curing cancer then having everyone see that you're not again or getting any older people would get suspicious (that's one of the reasons I don't like the movie as a vampire would halve to lay low but Edward dosnt and joins a school)
Note: the best description of a vampire comes from the vampires assistant series by Darren Shan.
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Note: the best description of a vampire comes from the vampires assistant series by Darren Shan.
If you remembered this, you're 36 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I'm 15 and I remember this (not trying to be a special snowflake, just pointing it out)
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Christopher platterson 6 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
http://www.where.com/Christopher+platterson/funny-gifs/5490456/
gif of last panel here
Sorry that It isn't working for some reason, just search Christopher platterson and it the very top link.
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gif of last panel here
Sorry that It isn't working for some reason, just search Christopher platterson and it the very top link.
YES 4 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
These messages don't just go out to girls they go out to guys as well, whoever made this is a great person and will hopefully make more of these as they are much more inspiring than a random quote against a picture of nature.
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Things you'd hear at Hogwarts 8 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
A lot of kids when to the school at thirteen so they would at least know basic, primary school level maths.
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just be yourself! unless you could be someone better, like me. 22 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
And that is ok. If you want to show off your body and attract male attention, then do it. You don't have to cover your self up like some nun just because one person doesn't approve.
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My office is better than yours 17 comments
just be yourself! unless you could be someone better, like me. 22 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
A Guest put across a wonderful argument, without taking a side and without just ranting, I really hope you join this website sometime soon.
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This is called a wall of death, most heavy metal concerts have them 32 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Does anyone see the guy in the centre (who is wearing no top) getting crushed
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Girls, if you have a choice, would you call yourself beautiful or average? 25 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
What happens if your not average or beautiful but somewhere inbetween? Do you just walk into the wall.
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cringeworthy catchy song 22 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
it's funny and it sounds good when their not making the clucking noises.
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This is my new favorite picture 7 comments
Real friendship 7 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
how the hell do you say that. Because all I can read that as is a silent buzzing noise.
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Guy leaning on normal sideways tree 10 comments
Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 55 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I can't remember which post it was but it was showing diffrent body types depending on the percentage of fat in a women's body. I believe the title was "sorry I don't find being fat sexy" or something along those lines.
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