emperorpenguin2
I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.
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I just made this. Any Portal fans here? 22 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I found an image not with the banana but extremely similar to this one. (Scratch that the link doesn't work)
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I'm off the p*ssy market anyways 18 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
A lot of woman hate it when a man tells them what to ware or what hairstyle they should have so in all honesty just don't listen to her.
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Names these days 9 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
14 weeks later and I'm still questioning how everyone on the comments is spelling her last name correctly.
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Maths 13 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I don't think that means what you think it means. The phrase definitely means doing somthing to damage someone but damaging yourself more.
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As an aspiring female chef, I often wonder this 12 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
A lot of (married) woman still cook for their children and/or husbands and this is obviously no easy task, so unless the woman had a passion for cooking I highly doubt that she'd want to cook all day and then come home just to cook again.
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These two books contain all the information in the world 1 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I can only imagine the second one being a heap of useless facts like "one of the octopuses tentacles is its penis or bats have 20-20 vision".
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#EndFathersDay 26 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Assuming that everything you see is a strawman or hoax is the quickest way to look stupid on the Internet.
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Oh Mom! 6 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I know what af meant I didn't know what he meant by "like really somthing" but I was just reading his sentence wrong.
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Oh Mom! 6 comments
The more you connect, the less you connect! 10 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I kinda want to hug you because I always get called antisocial for listening to music and if I'm texting everyone demonises my phone and you're the first person to not go into the whole "kids these days spiel" when on this subject.
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You could consider it clever 30 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
I don't know the name but "Alfred Hitchcock" did a short play of it if you find that it will also tell you the name of the short story.
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Alien Batman believes in gender equality 18 comments
Something to ponder 19 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
And shouldn't it be a good thing that girls don't feel they need feminism?
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Mother feels 13 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
My mum just sits there and complains but gets pissed when I complain, so no sympathy. Also she blames any and all illness she gets on me.
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Heyyyy ladiessss.... Nope 7 comments
This kid knows what's up 15 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Their like five, the only thing they're being taught is the alphabet and addition.
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Thought of this after seeing some "brag" that they can't even cook toast 33 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
A lot of people would gang up in an apocalypse so you'd personally only need one skill and somone would definitely teach you another (or have the other in general)
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KH3 27 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
*pushes shirikkaru out the way* so will the sound ninja four be in it as playble said or supports or is the charcter rooster not fully confirmed.
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Truth be told.. 35 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Clothes? Really, she had to point that out who is not buying clothes?
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Revisiting childhood 3 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
Digimon adventures tri is out. (Just thought this was realavent because digimon adventure was there)
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Truth 14 comments
emperorpenguin2
· 9 years ago
So men aren't meant to feel bad about themselves? Or all men are egoistic/full of themselves. Flawless logic really.
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