Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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Your superhero name 95 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
The invisible tumour flower. I don't recall these being this morbid.
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Gay People 15 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Not that long ago a post called "oh no" came up it was a compilation of posts with jokes made men's expense, some guys complained and got called pussies (amongst other things). They weren't allowed to complain about multiple jokes so you don't get to complain about.
One of the best cosplays I've ever seen 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Moisturise me senpai kun.
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Can I join the master race now? 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
My friend always says that you use 1 or 3 monitors never two, could someone explain what he means.
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Facts! 13 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Jimcrichton I'm sorry but you don't exist, Google didn't recognise you as a word.
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Yes you nailed it! 77 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Digimon adventures tri is coming out soon, I can now relive my childhood.
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Pirates 18 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Only triple a games coat that much most games I've bought in the past few months cost about £20-£30
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By Lindaj Garver 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
I honestly Thought that lady Liberty was playing a bass-guitar. (Not trying to offend anyone, just saying).
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B*tch no 33 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Anime and cartoons are just styles of animation but anime can be more violent/gory than cartoons which are usually light hearted.
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Pearls inside of an oyster 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
This is the lungs of somone who smoked one weed, don't smoke weed it's the most dangerous drug out there.
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Badassery at its finest! 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
If you have to insult someone to make yourself sound badass than maybe you aren't as badass as you think.
So accurate 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Most them are in the "he's trying to be nice but I'm going to assume he's trying to fuck me zone"
The Pope has his priorities set right! 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
So many people are giving that game a lot of shit for very minor problems and it just makes me feel sorry for Bethesda.
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where was your human emotions all this time 34 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Maybe if you realised that aiding country's like Iraq or Syria is extremely difficult and anything that happens is mostly out of our control, whilst Paris is a country we should of been able to defend but failed to.
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#dragonsarecool 23 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
These cups are blue and black not white and gold.
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The demon summoner has another try 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Maple syrup is thicker than blood so it should of worked. Also coconut water us a good substitute.
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What men really wanna wear 19 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
The trousers and boots I'd wear but the shirts a little to flashy for my taste.
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Bend over FBI XD 24 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
If your fellow agents and supervisors aren't corrupt than they'll be fine.
oh no 46 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
I've seen posts of girls trying to get guys to give her nudes and also I've seen girls pants showing so both of those points are invalid. First one was a joke second was One guy and third one looks like one of those bullshit tumblr post.
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The ultimate showdown 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Or they're fighting over a watermelon.
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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
It could be worse, you could walk like the thing from the "going to store" video.
*extremely hard face palm* 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Thanks Lokihasthephonebox that cleared it up for me:).
Just FYI ladies 45 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
Lindsmolinari no one is pressuring you to ware heels it's ultimately your choice and if you damage your feet because of it you can only blame yourself not society.
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How fps (frames per seconds) works 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
I thought it was 60fps a human eye could see.
hope yall know that 1) we got thanksgiving to go through and 2) it's not winter yet 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 9 years ago
3) you also have Black Friday to suffer through.
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