Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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Remade into a Wonder Weapon 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I think that's more of an arts degree.
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Brother from another Mother 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
*horse looks down* *Posh voice* this thing is a mockery of our race.
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My understanding of the "dark web" 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
That's actually page 2 of Google.
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Have you seen my son? 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Finding nemo.
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Hoping for super powers 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Every day for three years mind you.
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Old people 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Getting taught first hand makes the process much much easier, learning through a computer or video is god awful got a couple reasons.
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1: info isn't trustworthy, could be giving false info.
2: not necessarily in one part, for people with slow internet this makes it much more difficult
3: they'll also have pointless info
4: no way of knowing if you're it doing correctly.
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why should we have to give up our free time when there is an entire school system that should be teaching us these things.
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Also if it's such a sin to not give up my free time to search taxes on google then it's an even bigger one to not learn how to use a computer/internet that lets you access this neverending fountain of knowledge.
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Old people 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
What can they even complain about?
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Damn that's deep 17 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
*male voice* THE TWILIGHT ZONE
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for real 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Girl: wow he just charged me something I didn't buy, he must be so sexy and romantic.
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Chicken seizure salad 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Really? Again ceasar?
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Damn that's deep 17 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
We need trees for paper, we aren't cutting them down for nothing. And when we pluck flowers we put them in a vase to keep them alive we don't just pick them up and scatter them to let them die.
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They could blame me, but they really can't 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
They can blame you. You intentionally did not move despite realising what was away to happen. If they looked up and didn't move fine so be it they clearly wanted to collide but the way you're putting kinda makes you an ass.
I don't see the point of this sculpture 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I was being captain obvious, wasn't it obvious?
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I don't see the point of this sculpture 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
That's because the point is buried in the ground.
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Me playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag 15 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Neir is the only game I can think of.
f*ck you 2016 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Who the fuck will take trump, he's worth nothing.
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When you realized that they are the same person because of days of future past 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Days of future past changed everything in the marvel universe not just the X men. So what he is saying could be true just because of that movie.
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Some people still have this going on at home 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Guest gets it.
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Some people still have this going on at home 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
If my mum is actually cooking then this is the case but if it's from frozen then we get the choice.
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Seems legit 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I'm afraid to say that these people are in fact dead.
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A Dutch hospital is revolutionizing maternity care with its unique, clip-on, baby 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
It's for people who want a child you divit, if she didn't want a child she wouldn't of had one.
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"Peaceout b*tches" *Star fadeout effect* 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Imagine somone enlarging then slowly shrinking whilst flying away upright.
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A Dutch hospital is revolutionizing maternity care with its unique, clip-on, baby 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
I though you meant the baby was a clip-on.
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Words 2 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
And just like that I'm made out of marble.
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One of the most popular hairstyle comes from mandatory hairstyle used by the Waffen SS 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 8 years ago
Ok, how the hell did you know I watch inazuma (hope you are referring to the anime)
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Edit: just clicked, my username is a dead giveaway.
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