Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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I like her style  26 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
yeah this story was proven fake.
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He's batman 26 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
HIS NAME...... Albert Einstein
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This restaurant has a seat reserved for Funsubsters! 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
*falls over rolling on the ground* but how is that insulting!
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This restaurant has a seat reserved for Funsubsters! 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
it fits two people tho.
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Enjoying the new hammock 1 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
silly dog that isn't a yoga mat
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If there's a will there's a way. What's your excuse? 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
its... its rain I've gone out in rain before wtf do you think i am? i own an umbrella and a hoodie i...... what is this post even supposed to be arguing?
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"Idk about y'all but I want my f*ckin dessert" 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
me: why do you want a desert?
me to me: he said dessert you fucking idiot
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Watching things get melted with acid is surprisingly fun 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
if you don't have cc on you are missing out
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That looks delicious 13 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
the bowls are like 10x the size of a normal bowl they are pretty big
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That looks delicious 13 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
And to today's specials are, we have to build a dam and the trump junior.
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Marines slaughter children 3 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
the war in Syria must end. children shouldn't endure this violence :(
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Yeahhh, fb friend 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
and of course drive thru drive thru liquor stores
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Maybe this is why 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
and clearly vice versa
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Maybe this is why 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Women: why do men stereotype us?
men: not all of u-
women: they're so sexist
Men: but we don-
Women: so unfair
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note: this is not original mine
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Man up! 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
what is he going to do? run away?
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It was only a kiss 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
i know the song but i read it "i farted out with a kiss"
- This fucking idiot
Lucky b*stards 55 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
do you still have segregated classrooms in your school?
Pansies 14 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
"no helmets" explains why most of you are brain damaged.
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A true friend 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
i'm going to say it! should i say it?
Commissioned art 4 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
i am not sure i understand this?
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Women's jeans are the worst I swear 21 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Believe me there is so little shit to shop for in male sections, everything looks basic and is extremely overpriced £20 for a plain black shirt £40 for one with a polo logo. the only decent shit i have found was a flannel shirt that cost a £10. there is a massive gap between male and female clothes and no one is doing anything to bridge it.
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Jody the bad boy 23 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
*starts reading* OMG this serious
*gets to end* where's the meme
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Whats yours? 62 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
C: none of the above
Amazing science teacher 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
$100% rains from the sky
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