Emperorpenguin2

emperorpenguin2


I have no idea how I have an Internet connection in the South Pole.

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Don't be a moron wear protection 10 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
"palm missing skin" we can't see the palm bitch
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this is so sad y'all 136 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
with the internet now, chances are it didn't (also how did they know he was gay, if had he/she had their boyfriend/girlfriend with them - and that is how they knew - wouldn't they have attacked them to?)
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1000000 cheers for Mary 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
$100% began raining from the sky
Horoscopes are getting weird 22 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
my future was looking bleak on jun 21-23
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Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
why do some of these deserve appreciation? some of them were pure luck, and i agree with op 1 should not be here.
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Do the Math Dance! 11 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
not accurate, he is smiling.
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Proof that humans would rather kill their own instead of puppies 28 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
"an average human baby" kid ain't going to grow up to be shit anyways so may as well
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Censored Anime p*ssy 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
clicked it, read the title, panicked
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I can't be 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
thank you for circling the area it is in but i cant quiet see it do you think you could zoom it in a little bit?
Anon orders Pizza Hut 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
True story, i was the pizza
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What if? 25 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
it be all over the news you idiot. also google couldn't be deleted, it's a damn company.
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People need to see this 12 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
if there wasn't a fence than these sheep aren't thinking.
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Boo! 2 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
cyanide and happiness is very self aware
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wat 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
that's why i said religion, because one wasn't mentioned but you thought of a specific one when i said it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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That's True Dedication 8 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
tell me princess when did you last let you heart decide
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This should be a course in school 5 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
saying someone is an asshole, makes you an asshole.
wat 9 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
will apples new earphones turn you into a homophobic piece of shit? no but our religion will.
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Some activists can be hypocrites at times 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
a rich woman could sue your ass, and for fuck sake we have leather on cars we wouldn't just be ignoring men using leather we'd be ignoring woman to. also there are woman in motorcycle "gangs" you know this right?
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apparently asking someone out makes you a d*ckhead 27 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Guy: *is polite*
Girl: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
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I wonder where this door goes 22 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
idk but wherever it goes it is free of fat people.
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That's a really nice drawing tho 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
"a couple" there's more!?
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Thank you, Hugh Jackman. The only Wolverine 7 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
"The end an of era" Couldn't have picked a better layout could ya?
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Can't we just have him for president? 16 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Guess i cant shit anymore :/
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This!!! 6 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Snl, bad lip reading, Speechless Debate, this and all the memes. how hasn't anyone stopped these two from running everyone sees it as a joke.
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Keep It Closed If That's Not The Case 18 comments
emperorpenguin2 · 7 years ago
Which cunt decided to post this piece of fucking crap here, if i ever see him i'll fuck his face up.