apparently asking someone out makes you a d*ckhead

He wasn't at first but he slowly did turn into a dickhead

How did she manage to hide a Rottweiler behind her?

This is getting tiresome.

I love these, these are great

I like it since this post mocks the crap happening in the story

Guy: *is polite*
Girl: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

Shes a fucking bitch thats a sign you wouldnt want to date her stuck up bitch ass. All you have to say is no thank you. Dont have to insult the man unless they are relentlessly perusing you to the point of harassment

Just a question, how did the "Dickhead" physically pronounce ";)"? I need this information, for important reasons.

I don't think he even did anything wrong tbh, he complimented her and she called him a dog.

I'm having sort of mixed feelings about this...yes he asked her out pretty politely and she was being a bitch about it but asking someone out without knowing anything about them and judging them only based on looks is quite shallow, isn't it? Also if you talk to someone with the sole intention of maybe fucking them one day, doesn't that kind of make you a fuckboi?

I think we all know who the real asshole was.
It was me. Duh.