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I'm sure Nick appreciates your support! 4 comments
third · 5 years ago
Maybe she was. But people can change, and we don't know the full context.
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Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
third · 5 years ago
Hi, I am back.
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Choose your destiny 14 comments
third · 5 years ago
Little bit of both. But mostly Machiavelli.
They are so happy, that they don't want to step on it with sandals 7 comments
third · 5 years ago
It's not that bad.
Facebook is a truly special place 11 comments
third · 5 years ago
We live in a culture glorifying idiocy and laziness. The fuck do you expect?
If I'm not happy you can't be happy either! 17 comments
third · 5 years ago
No.
There are more than two Genders 8 comments
third · 5 years ago
Yeah, this isn't hypocritical, but it's still pretty funny.
· Edited 5 years ago
Ron Swanson is impeccable 7 comments
third · 5 years ago
Yes. He premeditated. So?
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Nice 10 comments
third · 5 years ago
Lol, do you live under a rock?
Welcome to earth mordor 4 comments
third · 5 years ago
Lol, this is only two.
Deadpool 2 Movie Poster 7 comments
third · 5 years ago
I think we all did.
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Just believe people 13 comments
third · 5 years ago
It's because she's hot and because she's so damn stupid, she radiates confidence while spewing bullshit that everyone WANTS to believe, even if they don't quite feel that it's right.
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Oh no, another one 30 comments
third · 5 years ago
I mean, this one isn't really bad. Unlike imperial.
Except in the Universe where you're not 5 comments
third · 5 years ago
That ain't how it works people.
That might work 4 comments
third · 5 years ago
Oh, Florida...
That's not lemon 9 comments
third · 5 years ago
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How to describe fossil fuels 3 comments
third · 5 years ago
But gas is a liquid...
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Anti joke chicken approved 5 comments
third · 5 years ago
Lol.
Anti joke chicken approved 5 comments
third · 5 years ago
*there are severe consequences to getting caught robbing a bank.
· Edited 5 years ago
Gotta keep this in mind 34 comments
third · 5 years ago
Finally, Florida gets something right.
Good lawrd 12 comments
third · 6 years ago
Unless the ones in the front magically vanished, everything will be at the front.
The army is stupid 11 comments
third · 6 years ago
Damn.
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This is how he secured a spot in hell 9 comments
third · 6 years ago
These days you can never tell...
America's Very First Serial Killer 29 comments
third · 6 years ago
And you forget the fact that, to them, simply existing in a perceivable manner was "getting in the way" go take a fucking history class.
Brutal rejection 4 comments
third · 6 years ago
No. Either he's being a dumbass and can't be bothered to make it clear what he wants, or he's creeping her out. Either way, it's his own damn fault.
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