Just remind yourself that not everyone is doing as fine as you think

Elsa?

Do it yourself sherlock.

*mouth gapes at colossal comment*

AND THE GLARE OF THE SUN DOESN'T MAKE IT HARD TO READ.

Jesus Christ is another name for Tony Hawk.

omg...

Not sure how you got downvoted, I repaired that. You don't have to be desperate to draw hearts on receipts, it just might be the only opportunity to meet that guy again. Unless he keeps coming back a few times a week and then asks you out, but still. Yes, get the job as a waitress because you can learn a few social skills and help improve your memory (or keep it intact).

Two things you could be talking about.
1. Being a waitress
2. Drawing a heart on the receipt and them assuming you only want a tip.

It's people wanting to be the victim. If someone tells me that god isn't real I won't care. I don't like playing victim. Your beliefs are your beliefs and mine are mine. Just respect the fact that my God requires that I tell you the good news.

You are soooooooooooooooooo late on that one buddy.

That was a reply to vlekkie.

It's all good. I've done the same thing.

You are a pretty good argument to their beliefs

I did at first think you were joking. I then thought you were being serious because of abster's comment. Apologies for the confusion. (And yes there are a few dim candles on funsubstance)

Because a lot of woman complain and say we're not men for asking them to help.

*Magnifies unseeable footprint* *highlights it* *realise person is getting suspicious* *fakes having to do something* *runs with gus*

Tried to help me with what? I'm pretty sure I don't have to get butt-hurt over a joke.

Yeah you left Lucy behind, he missed you man. (And I really need more materials for the fanfic)

You can't do it without potter.