It's pretty simple

Are you god?

I work at a furniture store. IKEA is rookie shit. Do that shit with my eyes closed and both hands tied behind my back.

I think they're pretty simple too. Just that some pieces are too heavy to lift so I ask the guys for help.

It isn't hard if all you need is an allan wrench.

We got a shower bar from ikea once and I shit you not, it told us to go to the OTHER SIDE of the wall and screw the screws in from that side (hint: there is no other side of the wall)

Lies. It's all lies I tell you.