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Tiny homes on a public sidewalk 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
New York be like, “rent is $4,000 a month, plus utilities.”
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High speed drone racing 1 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
You can’t fool me, that’s a go pro strapped to a light cycle
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???? Lithops, Succulents that resemble colorful rocks ???? 7 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
You: Lithops
Me, an intellectual: rock bottoms
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Moores Creek National Battlefield closed due to flooding 3 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
“The battlefield is closed due to flooding. Please do not have a war break out in this area.”
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Leopold The Destroyer [Taking her last name] 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Makes me think of parties
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Guess I’ll remain a lurker 4 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
The use of lower case in this meme makes me uncomfortable
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NASA showing off their new Artemis spacesuits 5 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
“You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.”
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Harmonie (1877) by French artist Alexandre Cabanel 2 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
“Verily, here be Wonderwall”
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The mums are the time keepers 7 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
That’s a common misconception both about marrying age and life expectancy. Average life expectancy was so low in the past because infant mortality was so high, but if you made it to 18 you could reasonably expect to make it to 80. Second, marrying age was in their twenties for most people, some teenage weddings did happen with royalty, and even some child weddings, but those were the exception not the rule. In the US, the decade with the lowest marrying age was the 1950’s.
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Saw a fairy village on a walk, made by a local child 1 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
“Local child” That’s the fairies’ cover story.
You missed out on the main quest fam 2 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Or teach you the piano. Gotta figure out if you want to focus on stealth or charisma on your skill tree.
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Blursed jesus 2 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
They used a period then a question mark.
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Extreme risk protection orders 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
BUT! The only people who can petition the court are:
A law enforcement officer
Family member
Spouse
Intimate partner
Parent
Child
Sibling
Any person living in the household of the person they are concerned about
Which excludes an ex-wife. Plus you have to provide proof they plan to hurt someone. I suppose you could always lie, but that would be perjury, which could land you in serious trouble.
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Extreme risk protection orders 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
I looked it up. If someone is exhibiting a “red flag” behavior e.g. they threaten to kill themselves or others, you can petition the court to take their gun away. To quote: “A family member, household member, or law enforcement officer may petition your county Circuit Court for an Order by filling out a notarized petition with facts showing that the person is a danger to themselves or to others. The court will then hold a hearing typically within 24-hours. If the judge agrees, all weapons and concealed handgun permits must be surrendered within 24-hours of issuing the Order.”
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Just devastating like why 10 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
It’s like the pixies from Fairly Odd Parents bought them out
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What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? 5 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
For a second I thought this was one of those daily dose of bad wisdom posts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some sea shanties to listen to.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Brandenburg
Bavaria
Rhineland
Schweinland
Schwarzenegger
Lichtenstein
Bratwurst
Wilhelm
Jagermeister
Wiener Schnitzel
Brunhilde
Doofenshmirtz
That’s all I can remember :(
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This father-daughter hair bond 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Hair band
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“Uh wait let me expla...” 5 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Seems to be working ok for her
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Embrace tradition 14 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
We’ll always find a way!
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shred every boomer down to the last atom 18 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
People are also living longer than anytime in history.
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It's cozy time 12 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
You would still be grinding, you would just also be poor.
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Those ***s lied to me 6 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
You’re one in two million
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Always aim for the moon 1 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
“When rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department,” says Wernher von Braun.
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Trust me, I am engineer 5 comments
engineer · 3 years ago
Don’t study engineering
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