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What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? 5 comments
engineer · 2 days ago
For a second I thought this was one of those daily dose of bad wisdom posts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some sea shanties to listen to.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
engineer · 2 weeks ago
Brandenburg
Bavaria
Rhineland
Schweinland
Schwarzenegger
Lichtenstein
Bratwurst
Wilhelm
Jagermeister
Wiener Schnitzel
Brunhilde
Doofenshmirtz
That’s all I can remember :(
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This father-daughter hair bond 6 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Hair band
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“Uh wait let me expla...” 5 comments
engineer · 4 weeks ago
Seems to be working ok for her
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Embrace tradition 14 comments
engineer · 8 weeks ago
We’ll always find a way!
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shred every boomer down to the last atom 18 comments
engineer · 8 weeks ago
People are also living longer than anytime in history.
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It's cozy time 12 comments
engineer · 10 weeks ago
You would still be grinding, you would just also be poor.
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Those ***s lied to me 6 comments
engineer · 10 weeks ago
You’re one in two million
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Always aim for the moon 1 comments
engineer · 11 weeks ago
“When rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department,” says Wernher von Braun.
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Trust me, I am engineer 5 comments
engineer · 13 weeks ago
Don’t study engineering
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You are not alone 4 comments
engineer · 14 weeks ago
jUST HIT SHIFT KEY. bUT NOT FOR THE FIRST LETTER.
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Naming every computer ever 12 comments
engineer · 14 weeks ago
Shalmaneser
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Naming every computer ever 12 comments
engineer · 14 weeks ago
AM
If only it Was September 4 comments
engineer · 15 weeks ago
Well... It’s gonna be May
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Data or Data 5 comments
engineer · 16 weeks ago
The data are
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Nobody is wrong here 6 comments
engineer · 16 weeks ago
He never even took an IQ test. The score was extrapolated from his writings and stuff.
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We learn something every day 2 comments
engineer · 18 weeks ago
Nice backronym
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Four f*cks Sake 6 comments
engineer · 19 weeks ago
For the sake of fuck
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Netflix bad? 11 comments
engineer · 19 weeks ago
You either get cancelled a good show or live long enough to have a dumpster fire series finale. Seriously though, some of my favorite shows only have two or three seasons. More isn’t always better. A lot of shows that had good early seasons went on way too long. Perhaps the lack of viewer retention is not due to some capitalist conspiracy but due to the fact that the shows get bad.
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Child support? 6 comments
engineer · 20 weeks ago
Could people please answer a question for me? It’s a facet of the abortion discussion I’ve never understood. Why is “not having an abortion” equated with “raising a child?” Any woman in the US can give up her baby for adoption and never have to think about them again. There is (rightfully so) no law demanding a woman raise a child just because she has given birth to them.
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Comedians make great award show hosts. 2 comments
engineer · 20 weeks ago
“No one cares about your views on politics or culture.” -Ricky Gervais, on politics and culture
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Respect 2 comments
engineer · 20 weeks ago
For a second I thought this was about the stop-motion animation studio, and was wondering what this had to do with any of their films.
Equality between races 2 comments
engineer · 21 weeks ago
When everyone is a slave no one will be.
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There are better ways to give up a child, but at least he's safe now 5 comments
engineer · 23 weeks ago
He’s gonna grow up to master all the elements
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First step: Get a job 2 comments
engineer · 32 weeks ago
Unless that employment is prostitution
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