My favorite sad song is “Creep” by Radiohead.

I feel like this door asks you a riddle that you need to solve to enter.

You sit down in the theater and it turns out to be a bunch of real life actors in blue rubber suits. “It’s technically 3D!”

The top: cartoon styles over at least seven decades. The bottom: a handful of cartoons from maybe ten years or so. Popular styles change. Look at the old Hanna Barbera cartoons. Yogi Bear, George Jetson, and Fred Flintstone all have the same template because that style was popular with a certain studio at a certain time. And this post ignores cartoons like Phineas and Ferb, Adventure Time, and Regular show, which all have their own unique styles different from the ones pictured below.

Fox = Fire puppy

When you forget to upgrade a unit in Civilization.

When you lie on your resume but still get the job.

That kid’s gonna grow up to be a superhero, I just know it.

It originally had negative vitamin A that would suck the vitamin A from your body. They enriched it to make it 0%.

This feels like something from Bioshock

Maybe you’re just no longer at the age to be emotionally impacted by cartoons.

At first I thought this was a “who would win in a fight” bracket.

I never knew IBM stood for international business machines until now, but now that I do it sound like someone got caught in a lie and it became one of the biggest companies in the world.
“Where do you work?”
“Oh, I work at the, uh, business place making uh, buisiness machines. It’s international. International... business... machines...”

I like how he limits it to Canada. Like, “I’m not sure about the whole world, but I’m pretty sure no one’s done anything this ambitious in Canada.”

“The rabbit hole was out of service, so Alice and I had to take the train.”

It would be called “ no homo tho”

Unless you’re looking at an owl.

They live in Iceland.

But if the prison is so nice you don’t even realize you’re in prison, does it really matter?

I know an abandoned flying saucer when I see one.

“I’m going to make my own heaven! With blackjack! And hookers!”