“This is an excessive amount of boing!”

Great story...if it were true
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/giant-sequoia/

Well, humans don’t even have the same math as humans over time. We have expanded and perfected concepts i.e. how to calculate the area under a curve. That being said, 1 plus 1 always equals 2, a circle’s circumference divided by it’s diameter is always pi, and 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and 13 are always prime numbers. In fact one possible way to confirm that a signal from outer space is a message from intelligent life is to see if they recognize prime numbers.

“How did this happen? This is the opposite of my job.”

Why is Groot?

The fact that you ask questions with no right answer.

Queen Ant: “Where is worker ant 26963158? I sent her out to get a sugar granule from that human’s house and she hasn’t come back.”
Worker Ant: “Mom, it’s late, you should go to bed.”
Queen Ant: “No.” pulls tiny blanket around shoulders “Not until all of my children are home.”

A list of his other friends:
Nine fingered Joe
Six fingered Pete
Eight fingered Mike
and Handless Jimmy

“Honey! Lean on it for the picture!”

Lewis also based the character Ransom from the Space Triology on Tolkien.

I remember this story form an old Irish song: “Why Paddy’s Not at Work Today”

Do you want a robot uprising? Because that’s how you get a robot uprising.

Weird, I always thought foreign language classes were the most useful. Like, when are you going to need to ask where the hospital is in trigonometry?

He asked... and was denied.

There’s actually a sort of paradox to this, normally found when building bigger highways to accommodate traffic. When you build a bigger highway, now more people drive because there is less traffic, so traffic remains unchanged over time. If you halved the number of people on the road, eventually twice as many people would decide to drive.

Long ago, the four chnations lived together in charmony. Then, everything changed when the chfire chnation attacked. Only the Chavatar master of all four chelements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Chavatar, a chairbender named Chaang, and although his chairbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Chaang can save the chworld."

This majority of complaints seem to be about capitalization, and the rest is too small for me to read. The teacher cites plainlanguage.gov, but I’m not sure they use the same rules as official government letters, which possibly use older, more archaic rules.

Peter vs Peter. I think Peter is going to win.

Plot twist: Daquan is 14.

I would respond with, “Einstein never took an IQ test.”

Well technically you can’t travel at “Speed of Light” maybe they meant near the speed of light? Like 0.9999999c?

Just don’t hire Ramsay Bolton.

Two people were injured but luckily no one was killed.