How did you get that photo of me?

They’re brewing Polyjuice Potion

This is actually a great idea! It’s a nice pick-me-up, a tasty snack, a reminder of how much your kid loves you, and a hint of placebo effect!

Wait, which windows?

“For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil, and some by longing for it have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.”
1 Timothy 6:10 NASB

Heracles? Is that you?

Looks like he ate Jon.

BTW, the peacock is associated with Hera.

My sidewalk Totoro.

I don’t understand. Why would you post two blank pictures?

Nah, it’s the Blazing Saddles guys back at their shenanigans.

Fool! You failed to pull the string, which would have opened the secret compartment, which would reveal an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party!

The council of Pas’Tel will see you now.

Why’s my dirty little slut?

Slaps pyramid. Hand falls off. Eyes turn inward so the visible world becomes thought and my thoughts become visible. “Sorroh hctirdle ynam os dloh nac ybab siht!”

If only you could pull a handle out of the top and wheel it away.

“This is an excessive amount of boing!”

Great story...if it were true
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/giant-sequoia/

Well, humans don’t even have the same math as humans over time. We have expanded and perfected concepts i.e. how to calculate the area under a curve. That being said, 1 plus 1 always equals 2, a circle’s circumference divided by it’s diameter is always pi, and 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, and 13 are always prime numbers. In fact one possible way to confirm that a signal from outer space is a message from intelligent life is to see if they recognize prime numbers.

“How did this happen? This is the opposite of my job.”

Why is Groot?

The fact that you ask questions with no right answer.

Queen Ant: “Where is worker ant 26963158? I sent her out to get a sugar granule from that human’s house and she hasn’t come back.”
Worker Ant: “Mom, it’s late, you should go to bed.”
Queen Ant: “No.” pulls tiny blanket around shoulders “Not until all of my children are home.”