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*Sexy deep voice* It's a Me, Mario! 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Implying that Mario isn’t a real Italian man
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The Free Market 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Those cooling towers are releasing steam. NUCLEAR FOR THE FUTURE!
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Two Dogs and a Cat go to heaven 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
“Okay then,” said God, “you can sit on my lap.”
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What do you think it saw? 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
We’ve made Marvin
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He's telling us the truth! 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
No, wind is cold because it pulls your body heat away from you. If it was blowing out of a pressure vessel it would be even colder. If it was REALLY fast it would be hot because of friction (energy=heat), but you would have been pulverized, and also the concrete would be stripped off the ground.
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We don't say, NO to Women. *Conditions Apply* 5 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Bar Rah Brhoom! Could I buy you a hhhhmmmm drink?
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He's telling us the truth! 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Air under pressure cools as it expands (P1/T1=P2/T2). If Pressure1 is twice Pressure2, Temperature2 will be half Temperature1 (in Kelvins). Your breath is warm, so when you blow open mouthed, the air is warm, but if you blow through pursed lips, the change in pressure cools the air.
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No homo 3 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Y’know, same
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Oh amn! 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
“Back in the 90’s I was in a very famous TV show...”
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Norse God family tree 3 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Excuse me, but Loki’s horse baby daddy is called Svathilfari, not just “a horse”
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Excellent point like 18 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Ha ha yeah, that’s a great idea! Let’s say tomorrow all corporations stop dumping pollution into to environment and greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Well you can forget about the five minute shower because now you are getting no water. You don’t have to worry about going vegan because even vegetables produce pollution in the form of fertilizer runoff. No cars, no electricity, no natural gas to heat your home. But it’s all corporations fault for producing the goods that you consume. “Why don’t they just make the same stuff but without pollution?” If they made less pollution, the cost of everything would increase and middle class people might be able to afford it, but the ones most effected would be the poor. What I hate most about this mentality is the way it conveniently passes the blame to faceless corporations thereby absolving oneself from the harm one is causing.
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Hell yeah 5 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
What about Bob?
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The 2,000 year old body of Xin Zhui (213 BC - 163 BC) which is considered the best 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Good to know her body is considered the best.
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Too smort 5 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Well, that last sentence is technically correct
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Understanding China's Social Credit System 16 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Marie Lu touches on this concept in her Legend series, and Scott Westerfield explores it in Extras. One interesting thing Westerfield thought up was groups of people purposely getting a low score to rebel against society. Also, every time real life starts to look like the dystopian novels I grew up with, my soul breaks a little.
Splat 8 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Hallelujah!
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Wholesome simpsons (:- 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
It’s like he’s wearing nothing at all.
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Save and never look again 3 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
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If only they knew what we face regularly 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Both sides need to grow up. I’ve been rejected by guys, I’ve rejected guys. If you like someone, tell them. If they don’t like you back, move on. But don’t complain about life if you’re not willing to put in a little bit of effort.
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Retards 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Did... did you watch the video?
Real time childhood 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
A glimpse into Kylo Ren’s early years
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Ultimate life goal 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
In other words, work giraffe off
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Such a bargain 9 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
Actually, it is a lamp! We just never see it lit, so it might be confusing as to how it works for someone who doesn’t live in ancient times. It’s kind of funny that thousands of people only know the design of ancient lamps because of the Genie, like an accidentally preserved remnant of the past. Anyway, how it works is you would fill it with oil, then put a wick in the spout part. You would light the wick on fire, and it would draw oil until it was all burnt up. That design was used for thousands of years.
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Such a bargain 9 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
“And then, the Genie was Will Smith, but with blue CGI.”
“If I just buy the lamp will you please stop?”
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Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette 7 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
My Grandma always called this one “Smoking Kills”
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