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You are not alone 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
jUST HIT SHIFT KEY. bUT NOT FOR THE FIRST LETTER.
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Naming every computer ever 12 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Shalmaneser
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Naming every computer ever 12 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
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If only it Was September 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Well... It’s gonna be May
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Data or Data 5 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
The data are
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Nobody is wrong here 7 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
He never even took an IQ test. The score was extrapolated from his writings and stuff.
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We learn something every day 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Nice backronym
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Four f*cks Sake 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
For the sake of fuck
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Netflix bad? 11 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
You either get cancelled a good show or live long enough to have a dumpster fire series finale. Seriously though, some of my favorite shows only have two or three seasons. More isn’t always better. A lot of shows that had good early seasons went on way too long. Perhaps the lack of viewer retention is not due to some capitalist conspiracy but due to the fact that the shows get bad.
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Child support? 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Could people please answer a question for me? It’s a facet of the abortion discussion I’ve never understood. Why is “not having an abortion” equated with “raising a child?” Any woman in the US can give up her baby for adoption and never have to think about them again. There is (rightfully so) no law demanding a woman raise a child just because she has given birth to them.
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Comedians make great award show hosts. 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
“No one cares about your views on politics or culture.” -Ricky Gervais, on politics and culture
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Respect 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
For a second I thought this was about the stop-motion animation studio, and was wondering what this had to do with any of their films.
Equality between races 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
When everyone is a slave no one will be.
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There are better ways to give up a child, but at least he's safe now 5 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
He’s gonna grow up to master all the elements
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First step: Get a job 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Unless that employment is prostitution
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*Sexy deep voice* It's a Me, Mario! 4 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Implying that Mario isn’t a real Italian man
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The Free Market 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
Those cooling towers are releasing steam. NUCLEAR FOR THE FUTURE!
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Two Dogs and a Cat go to heaven 2 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
“Okay then,” said God, “you can sit on my lap.”
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What do you think it saw? 6 comments
engineer · 4 years ago
We’ve made Marvin
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He's telling us the truth! 4 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
No, wind is cold because it pulls your body heat away from you. If it was blowing out of a pressure vessel it would be even colder. If it was REALLY fast it would be hot because of friction (energy=heat), but you would have been pulverized, and also the concrete would be stripped off the ground.
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We don't say, NO to Women. *Conditions Apply* 5 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
Bar Rah Brhoom! Could I buy you a hhhhmmmm drink?
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He's telling us the truth! 4 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
Air under pressure cools as it expands (P1/T1=P2/T2). If Pressure1 is twice Pressure2, Temperature2 will be half Temperature1 (in Kelvins). Your breath is warm, so when you blow open mouthed, the air is warm, but if you blow through pursed lips, the change in pressure cools the air.
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No homo 3 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
Y’know, same
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Oh amn! 4 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
“Back in the 90’s I was in a very famous TV show...”
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Norse God family tree 3 comments
engineer · 5 years ago
Excuse me, but Loki’s horse baby daddy is called Svathilfari, not just “a horse”
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