Actually, she's probably pre-menstrual. That's why it's called PMS and not MS.

I used to watch Gummi Bears and Ducktales with my daughter. I still love them.

I need some of those stickers to plaster on the windscreen of the people who park across my driveway entrance when they pick up their kids from the local school.

I can see now why he didn't win the Charlie Chaplin Lookalike contest. He's actually quite good looking.

Is this at the Sydney Aquarium?

The estimated distance was 90 miles, in the old days. When it was accurately measured it was found to be only 55 miles long, but the original name stuck. This is in New Zealand BTW.

The black kid might have had White ancestors who came over on the Mayflower.

Now the dogs can go skiing, horse-riding and cycling with peace of mind.

Could be for eating as well. Pizza, chips, mmmm

There's also mashed potatoes, potato pancakes, hash browns, wedges, potato soup, potato flakes, potato salad, baked potato, roast potato, potato flour, potato waffles.......

Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.

I'll get my man Jeeves onto this.