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10 Extremely Flammable Household Items 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I watched that episode of Myth Busters to know how fabulously flammable coffee creamer is.
I'm more upbeat and happier when speaking Spanish. Shy and timid in English 54 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I speak both and I can say this is true. Afrikaans is a bit more "formal" than English.
Shit 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
If the plane was in the air you'd be sucked out before you could utter the first "shit".
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Just a proud and happy mother :) 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Look at those tiny widdle feetsies.
Waiting to go for a ride 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
With a bonus trip to the park.
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Meanwhile I'm at home contemplating my life decisions 16 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Didn't he also have a stroke because of his sickle cell disease?
How a zoo SHOULD look 13 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
And it's delivered...
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My mom will never understand this 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
A middle-aged woman's craft studio at that.
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Weather between two windows 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Where you can get four seasons in one day.
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Pablo Picasso chillin' at his home studio in France ~1956 5 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Wonder what all that art is worth nowadays.
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Cotton candy skies in Toronto 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
That looks like a UFO in the distance.
When you remembered the singular and plural of shrimp is the same 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
You could use both, but it's more common to use shrimp for both singular and plural.
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At least avocados aren't racist 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
So people who disapprove of illegal immigration are called racists now?
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Abandoned apartments 18 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Because of gang activity, high crime in the area.
Finding nemo 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Nemo is also the name of the captain of the Nautilus in"20 000 Leagues under the Sea"
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Appropriately Dressed 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
That carpet, though.
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The Gentleman’s Guide To Fashion 15 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Shoes must either be the same colour, or darker than your hemline. Brown shoes with black trousers breaks this rule big time.
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fALLLL 14 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
My apologies, in Aus he wears thongs and in New Zealand he wears jandals.
fALLLL 14 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Santas going to the beach and wearing shorts and flip flops.
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How to weigh an owl 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
What a sweet owl, all wrapped up in its mouse blankie.
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Delicious gelato rose 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Gelato has more milk and less cream, and fewer egg yolks.
"Crazy hair day" in his kindergarten class 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Is the surfer supposed to be Mick Fanning? You know, because of the shark.
How many introverts 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
It can be a group activity, but afterwards we need some alone time to recharge.
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British problems 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
It must always be with a teaspoon. It's not called a teaspoon for nothing.
Jus sayin 13 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
It just shows you how effective vaccines are. With polio almost eradicated, it and the vaccine's developer have become distant memories.
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