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enidblytonfan


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At least he is using it 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Those plates and cups were probably made in China. Does that count?
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Outlook not so good 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
The ball says no.
oh the irony 35 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
It's fake.
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garah dengit 5 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
That's nice. So the criminals can just flee into the US and nothing will happen to them?
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garah dengit 5 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
How does your government check if the immigrants are of good character and have no criminal record if they are illegal?
Cosmonaut Serova Yelena - the first female Russian cosmonaut to visit the ISS 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Somebody had to do the cleaning....
Every Finding Bigfoot episode ever 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I watched this show last night and they heard a barn owl screeching. They did admit that people could mistake it for a 'Squatch.
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US college 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Only $2 for Lollygagging?
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Let's take our rose-tinted glasses off 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
All they'd say would be 'vote for me' .....'vote for me'.....'VOTE FOR ME!!'
please share the f*ck outta this! 55 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Which side do we take in this conflict?
Complete medical alphabet 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Pharmacists do a course in Medical Alphabet Deciphering.
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MIND BLOWN! 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Yeah, it doesn't say what type of nipples.
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How ironic 52 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Plus their careers are much shorter.
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This has to be the greatest politics idea ever 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
By "lie" do they mean the right wing saying something with which the left wing does not agree?
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The real success 18 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Iceland, New Zealand, Ireland and Newfoundland have no indigenous snakes.
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The real success 18 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
The other place that has no mosquitoes is the Faroe Islands. New Zealand unfortunately does have mozzies. And sandflies.
Imagine if a human female was 40,000 times more massive than the average human male 12 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
The male puts all his sperm in a modified arm, which breaks off and is inserted into the female. The male then swims off, never to be involved again. When the female decides she is ready to fertilize her eggs she takes the arm and squeezes it, releasing the sperm all over her eggs.
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If anyone is wondering! 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Just watched that Friends episode where Joey and Chandler want to climb Mt Everest. Phoebe tells them it would cost $60 000. That was in 1998.
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Seems like a good deal 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Nothing says "I'm a Fat Old Git" more than having a mail order bride.
Happiness with balloons 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Does that mean I am in charge of other people's happiness? How will I know what makes them happy? How will they know what makes me happy? I'm a wreck already.
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Is this what we have come to?! 13 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
I think there's also A Politically Correct Parables book that is just as funny.
All the seasons according to the north 20 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
Where I live this is just one day.
Robin Williams was the true best friend 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
You know that they're just having a ball "up there", giving JC a hard time.
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Could be a bit scary 13 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
If that dog is retired , why is it wearing its army harness?
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Don't Feed Depression, It Will Consume You 13 comments
enidblytonfan · 9 years ago
We don't need to feed it, it feeds on itself. And thrives.
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