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Where is she? 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Why is Grandma wearing a carpet?
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Rip 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
*cemetery
How long would it take to fix this road in your country? 25 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Unless you live in Christchurch, with 13 000 aftershocks, then things might take a tad longer.
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He was born ready 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
So tired of everyone's shit.
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Be like Elon Musk 10 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
He left SA when he was 18 and is now a US citizen.
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An empty 787 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
All that lovely leg-room.
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This scale uses fluid dynamics to accurately measure your weight 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
There should be some suitable scales at the hospital or dietitian's clinic.
Words of wisdom are often in plain sight 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
He died about 60 years before anyone recognised the significance of pathological bacteria in the water.
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Good guy Steve 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
I hope that crocodile feels mighty privileged to have been held by the great Steve Irwin.
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Catasarus Rex 6 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
"You had better sleep with one eye open"
40 feet of snow, North Dakota 1966 16 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
The Blizzard of '66 was very real.
Dancers will get it 9 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
*marching?
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Brown people 50 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
It's called "Disinformation". It was a technique employed and fine tuned by the KGB during the Cold War. And now it is used by the MSM to discredit any candidate they don't support.
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Brown people 50 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
And only those ones who commit heinous crimes.
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Who would win? 50 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Especially when he sees Spock.
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Innovation 4 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
But wait, there's more. All four wheels go in different directions!
They had a little landslide in Taiwan 17 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
It must have been one hell of a job.
Why our keyboard layouts are so screwed up 11 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
According to my googling, I'm told this is a myth.
Nope nope nope 89 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Yes he is. I think the doctors call it Dermatographic Uticaria.
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The perks of speaking english 8 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
The same for Afrikaans. U is formal and jy is informal.
Dear teenagers 7 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Employers - hire a teenager now while they still know everything.
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They had a little landslide in Taiwan 17 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Mohammed must have been in the vicinity.
They had a little landslide in Taiwan 17 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Is the road all fixed now?
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Marketing 2 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
Clever.
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*shots fired* 3 comments
enidblytonfan · 8 years ago
And then God created Woman.