Enigmatic

enigmatic


Life's full of questions, isn't it? Though, naturally, I prefer to think of them as riddles.
The future is a riddle only time can solve!

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Just when you thought grumpy was mean 11 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Introducing...Demon Cat!
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So do you girls like muscular men? 80 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Muscles are hot, just not too much muscle. I suppose an athletic type body shape, like a swimmer or foot ball (soccer) player type, strong but lean.
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A good chuckle before class 3 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Dead and lifeless is redundant.
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Save me please ;_; 8 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Something about her expression when she smiles makes her seem like she is in pain.
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Oh deer what a beary lame pun 5 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
^Oops, forgot to log in!
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enigmatic · 9 years ago
Rule number one of Funsubstance, we do not, ever, mention that..incident.
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What Pickup Lines Would Sound Like If Women Used Them 10 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
*Tries to use a line* Baby, all your facial parts are in the right spots.
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Human being 20 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Since the beginning of time this has been true. When have people not been segregating and classifying themselves? Although it is wrong, it will not simply go away.
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Love that kind of people 6 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
I pretty much always get talked over, so I make extra effort to be that person who listens.
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Doctor Groot 6 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
"I am Groot"
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The real overly attached girlfriend! 9 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
There's a fine example of true dedication
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Just saw this and 19 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
I believe three women got married in the state of Massachusetts
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IT'S IN WORDS 15 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
While a may like a guy with self-esteem/playfulness, I honestly cannot stand a cocky guy. It truly bugs me. so although this may be true in some chick's eyes, some still appreciate "nice guys."
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Right in the feels 17 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Allow me to explain: Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as always, rock crushes scissors.
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Little girl with a heart made of gold 3 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
This is absolutely beautiful.
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Right in the feels 17 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
It must have been the lizard's fault.
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Poor guy 8 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Why must people be so not trusting of each other? Isn't that what a relationship is about?
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Broccoli is allways better 6 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
I ship this couple, whoever they are, I ship it.
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I had some privilege in my eye, officer 13 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
It appears as if the pleasant hot girl type has more self-respect.
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They Can't Keep It To Themselves 11 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
This is so true, and it's even worse if the person is all three.
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Romantic Lyrics!!! <3 11 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
Yeahhhh...no. They're awesome
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How many of these guys do you know? 59 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
I feel like the name Ian should be on that list, it just sounds jerk-bag like
70s lego had the right idea 7 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
And this is why Legos are still so popular and enjoyed many years after,
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I like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman 8 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
That dog looks really uncomfortable,
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Very, very angry shiba 4 comments
enigmatic · 9 years ago
So hate. Much angry. Wow.
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