What Pickup Lines Would Sound Like If Women Used Them

9 years ago by pr1nceshawn · 548 Likes · 10 comments · Trending

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captainjackharknes · 9 years ago · FIRST

Why can't people use these on me?

sarahhollybirdhere · 9 years ago

Nice pants, but they'd look better on my floor ;)

bad_wolf_9 · 9 years ago

Hello!
Maybe it'll work as well for me as it does for you.

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not_gspike · 9 years ago

*tries to use a pick-up line* uh uh I like your face.

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enigmatic · 9 years ago

*Tries to use a line* Baby, all your facial parts are in the right spots.

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nicholaskain · 9 years ago

Girl are you a trash can? 'cause I want to take you out and shove my junk in you