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What Pickup Lines Would Sound Like If Women Used Them
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captainjackharknes
· 10 years ago
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Why can't people use these on me?
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sarahhollybirdhere
· 10 years ago
Nice pants, but they'd look better on my floor ;)
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bad_wolf_9
· 10 years ago
Hello!
Maybe it'll work as well for me as it does for you.
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sarahhollybirdhere
· 10 years ago
Wanna go on an ate with me? You can give me the D later? ;)
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captainjackharknes
· 10 years ago
Time for a 4-way!
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captainjackharknes
· 9 years ago
Last time was a 5-way!
captainjackharknes
· 9 years ago
Probably 'Can I get in on the action?'
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not_gspike
· 10 years ago
*tries to use a pick-up line* uh uh I like your face.
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enigmatic
· 10 years ago
*Tries to use a line* Baby, all your facial parts are in the right spots.
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nicholaskain
· 10 years ago
Girl are you a trash can? 'cause I want to take you out and shove my junk in you
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Maybe it'll work as well for me as it does for you.