*swoons*

They need to describe people from the start or not describe them at all cause I can't handle this!!!

So instead of glasses, Clark Kent should have just used coloured contacts? Cause this shows that that would have made more sense..

Do I need to bring my own stuff or can I just borrow yours? Do you have extra toothbrushes?

Yaasss! Represent!

I'm gonna end up just like her.. At least I'll live a long life?

I didn't realise I had a problem till I saw this..

If only these were the stone people of Pompeii.. But that would be sad

Weirdly you can picture them all and they're all equally hilarious

I also don't bless those who sneeze with their nose closed.. Or if they're near me cause that means they're already blessed ;D

That's kinda creepy though..

Pffft, who needs abs when you've got nutella and pizza? Double dose of happiness, my friends

Santa?

This is how I'm gonna raise my kids (if I have any)

That book needs to be available for free everywhere..

*un-sarcastically* Thanks Obama!!

But.. We need you! Without you we won't be able to exist *reaches out to comfort sun*

If I really wanted my friend not to look, I don't mention a thing till we're far far away. I've learned my lesson

I just finished watching Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone and saw this.. Life is good