Just as I read this, electric dreams played in an add.

Gettin real tired of your shit goofey

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I really can't believe I'm not alone with this

Slow clap for the cleaning lady

We just abrieviate long words into short words, and some nicknames don't make any sense at all

I don't know what this is from but I honestly don't care

All mcdonalds burgers are delicious, but just because I want a Big Mac doesn't mean I don't think the quarter pounder tastes nice. Just because someone is more attractive doesn't mean the other person isn't. So please sit down and shut up!

Well then clearly I'm quite special for I have all three. (Snobbish laugh)

That's a massive relief. I've always wondered if I was good or evil

Japan in a gif. Without the tentacles

This isn't freedom, this is fear
-captain Stephen Rogers

If you judge freedom by bullets, you are severely fucked up!

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This is everyone who says something mean to someone under their breathe

That is fucking terrifying! It's like a demonic owl! Kill it now before it burns us with its eyes!

I find game of thrones interesting, because Joffrey isn't really a villain. Game of thrones shows the perspective of all characters and allows people to draw their own conclusions about heroes and villains, but it's never straight up told you. Except every one hates the lannisters. Except tyrion, he's my favorite character

Ok, 1. That's not the new captain America, 2. Where is old green lantern from?

It took me a while to realize this was about Malaysian airlines flight 370

F you ever see someone against vaccines, cough on them and tell them you have a disease.

The worst sketch asdf has ever done

Flee to helms deep

I wish I could like this more than once

Besides the speed and the shotgun, that car is the batmobile