Perfectly normal don’t sweat it. If baby is too much to handle just put it in the crib, close the door and go have a time out.

L’chaim!

Man always was retarded

Someone forgot to take their Ritalin this morning

I trust him

Suppose I’d better get rid of my hemorrhoids fast if I want that roadtrip

Mmm just love me some feathered little rumps

Ukraine? That corrupt money laundering country?

Heck yes!! Why don’t women do this more..??

*starts guzzling

Looks like a neck pillow for travel

Time to break this tradition

So what this mean? Souped up tractors?

This is my dream

That’s a huge no thanks for me

Everyone loves making excuses for anything these days. Seems like minor mental impairments seems to be the crutch of society

Wholesome af

This is the data sets I live for..

I’d like to be the first to welcome the US to the EU..

And I can’t even get a text back..