*clenches knife between teeth an jumps in

*dad fires up grill

*dads brain cells:

Duuude

Honestly they actually have good chicken. It’s actually breaded and whole unlike the corporate mush u get from others

10/10 would totally shred it up in there

The babe is back!

Good god. Ill be that kids dad absolutely

The longer u stare at her pic the more wired she looks..

This is beautiful commentary, this is why I come here. The wisdom and profound insight on a mundane post I’d usually scroll by. Bless.

That actually looks really tasty, like a custard flavoured banana..

This is honestly great

Whoa settle down people. It was most likely ravens or other scavengers who aptly decided they would like a snack and took on more than they could fly with, this dropping the egg.
Nature is cruel but it’s their way, not ours.

I honestly prefer the first pic

This crab knows what’s up

Think the poor guys trying to get shade

As a short guy I find this so true. No one wants a short guy

Dosnt look so big to me. I’d fight it

Me at the airport chilies lounge during a 1 hour layover

Those damn pushy farmers and their pricey markets

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