*gets fired

I laughed way harder than I should’ve

Cheesesteak jimmys!!!

As a short guy I truly love and appreciate this. Thank you op

In what world lol

As a short guy I had to take my height off dating profiles because women won’t even talk to a guy unless he’s over 5’10. It really is a double standard and completely relevant. Kudos to this guy

Hate to say I told ya so buuuuuuut....

What an where..?

Am trucker, can confirm

I want my 10 seconds back.

*die führer smiles*

Pardon my language but fuck her and the horse she rode in on. Steve is an absolute blessing

Greenland has like one every ten years tho..

Stomach acid must’ve been on trial

My eyes are leaking..

Most Science has become highly politicized. Seems data sets are skewed to favour opinion

Fun fact: in the oilfield, tight hole means it’s an experimental or secret well that they’re drilling and no is allowed to talk about it or be around without permission.

As a short guy this is comforting

Salty but true

This mildly turns me on..

The first brown rat did not reach Alberta until 1950, and in 1951, the province launched a rat-control program that included shooting, poisoning, and gassing rats, and bulldozing or burning down some rat-infested buildings. The effort was backed by legislation that required every person and every municipality to destroy and prevent the establishment of designated pests. If they failed, the provincial government could carry out the necessary measures and charge the costs to the landowner or municipality.[74]

*clenches knife between teeth an jumps in