Escalatedescalator

escalatedescalator


"A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same."
Brock

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Gamer girls 26 comments
escalatedescalator · 9 years ago
I play videogames and actually do care how I look though...
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Sometimes Urban Dictionary wins at life 24 comments
escalatedescalator · 9 years ago
My boyfriend and I started calling each other 'bae' just to make fun of the word, but now it's got stuck and I don't find it as obnoxious anymore... Help.
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Trying to get friends together as an adult 7 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Especially when you've moved into another country... Trying to plan out meetings with your friends doesn't work as easy anymore, let me tell you.
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Hey, well its catchy. But so is herpes 19 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
I actually like the beat in most of the rap-songs I've heard... Or actually the songs overall. I don't really mind the lyrics that much to be honest. If anything, I find them rather entertaining and funny to listen to. :D Maybe that's just not a very popular opinion
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Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Except in the case if you have to write a portfolio as a homework, because I remember doing that for about 7 hours one night in my old upper secondary school days...
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Husband made spreadsheet of reasons why wife wouldn't have sex 29 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Whereas I understand your view that he should've realized by now that she doesn't wanna have sex every day, I disagree with the last sentence. You don't marry someone based on how much they do or do not want sex. You (obviously) marry someone out of love, and I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to make love to him or her - even daily
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Invisible cloak 12 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Hide and seek just got into a whole new level
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I prefer egg rolls... 3 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
"If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll take the poo-poo platter"
- Bloodhound Gang
"It's Jeff Bridges. Can't think of anything to say. f*ck." 13 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
I think she seems like a nice person but is honestly very much overrated
Japanese water gardens 19 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
I have always wanted to visit Japan!
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Black People are quite genuine 8 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
The only work she's had done are breast implants? Well, here's a few before and after pictures and quite frankly she has been under the knife three times more than Michael Jackson and Donatella Versace combined.
http://plasticsergeant.com/valeria-lukyanova-before-and-after-plastic-surgery
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I want this boyfriend tumblr give him to me now. 26 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Of course she should respect that. I was just trying to state that many people make books too big of a deal, as if the people who read would automatically be better than the ones who don't.
Leprechaun law 9 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
I once read of a law that you weren't allowed to hold an ice cream in your backpocket on Sundays. :0
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Do what you want cos a pirate is free 12 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
A good murderer never kills anybody!
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I want this boyfriend tumblr give him to me now. 26 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
All people just don't like reading. :0 I agree that whining about going to a book store was childish though but dude, books are not that big of a deal at the end. :)
Naked boob 9 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Yeah uh... I do think that It's mostly just because women's breasts are considdered sexual objects. Which I think they are as well. It's just how society sees it these days and I think it's better to censor them in certain situations. Maybe that's just me though.
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The magic school bus 12 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
If you can't handle the queef, you're not ready for sex!
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How you see yourself is most important 13 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Then again when you say that to an anorexic person...
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I work 12 hour days and get home very late 21 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
I'm not a guy and I 100% wanted to try that. :D It was fun! We switched between who plays with the controller and who plays with, well, you get the idea. :D
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True story! 18 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
But... Why exactly couldn't you ever do something?
Not what you were expecting, huh? 16 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
"Honky hoe". Oh my. C'mon, as I said if someone makes certain kind of JOKES or posts stuff on the internet I do not mind. When it goes over the top, on the other hand, and someone actually means to hurt with their words it's not cool. Just calm down, I didn't mean to offend anyone.
Not what you were expecting, huh? 16 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Seriously thoough, what's up with this butthurtness nowadays? I don't give a flying fuck if someone makes white girl jokes or calls me a cracker or makes women in the kitchen jokes. I don't get people anymore. Why should you take everything so seriously? :0
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Dog fighting a lobster 9 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
Yeah, I just tried to make a reference to Dark Souls. ^-^
Dog fighting a lobster 9 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
It's Sif! The great... white... wolf.
I wanna be cooked too. 11 comments
escalatedescalator · 10 years ago
And hyrumoo I can't help it, that's just how I roll. ;)
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