Evan Sweeney

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White gf 7 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Lol see what did I tell you!
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White gf 7 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Count down to racist comments in 3, 2, 1...
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What you going to do now science???!!!!!!! 6 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
... And all the good IT crowd jokes are taken. *walks away in shame*
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Oh Gurl you killed him 7 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
On that day... humanity remembered the humiliation of being caged like birds.
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I bet not 25 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
"I have a corporal crunch to see you?"
"Actually I've been promoted. It's Captain. "
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I bet not 25 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Lady detective from Psych?
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A poem by a 6th grader 22 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Well I guess if you ignore the N word and the stereotypical view of black father's then... yeah I guess it's not racist.
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A poem by a 6th grader 22 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Well that's kinda racist...
Nikola tesla's intelligence had no limits 15 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
They are both awesome. But I mean Einstein was able to conceive of black holes with just pencil paper and his mind. That's amazing!
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What did they even do? They only join scar because they don't wanna starve 5 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Noah denied hyenas from entering the Ark because he thought they were an unholy mixture of cats and dogs.
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Exact thing 17 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Sure sometimes friendships can work with an ex... but by and large it's a thing people do to make breaking up less awful. Better to have a clean split and not have to deal with years of, "well maybe he/she will come back around to realizing how great I was!" Honestly I would take the dog.
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So I saw this and thought it was good to show you guys 13 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
All the upvotes!
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What 12 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Google Attack on Titan
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Don't you dare give up 2 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Maybe they're wrong and you're right.
Scooby doo gets real 5 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Mystery Inc. was such a good show. Personal favorite, Velma and Hot Dog Water on the bed, "Velma this is no time to fool around!"
Makes you think 19 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Typical 'Murica philosophy.
Makes you think 19 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Well if you don't care about gay people getting killed, maybe you should care about hmmm I don't know... THE PLANET! Every time you gas up you are driving another steak into the heart of mother earth!
Study. 10 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
TLDR
The good old days... 2 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Ahh yes, the days when one could fast forward through the FBI warnings...
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Don't judge me if you don't know me 35 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Depends. Is the baby rude? Whenever feasible one should always eat the rude.
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Teasing 14 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
;)
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Teasing 14 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
They do if you use them right.
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Palestinian girl looking for her books under the ruins of her home 36 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Isreal use rockets to defend their people. Hamas uses people to defend their rockets.
Face what? 11 comments
esweeney · 10 years ago
Something something frond.
Sign me right up 5 comments
esweeney · 10 years ago
Moisturize me...
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