Evan Sweeney

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#menimisttwitter compilation 48 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Or how about the fact that the most dangerous jobs in America are predominantly made up of male workers.
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Book Hermione vs. Movie Hermione 13 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
All the more reason to adapt Harry Potter Game of Thrones style. 7 seasons of Harry Potter!!!
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It doesn't have to be forever unclean 7 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Better yet bathroom doors that are hands free.
I wonder how many Americans know this... 56 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
I agree. We don't vote for president. We just tell someone else who we would like them to vote for.
I wonder how many Americans know this... 56 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Which really is the best way to govern 300 million people.
Every single photo 5 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Dat smirk tho...
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I wonder how many Americans know this... 56 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Oh it was all sorts of things certainly. I was just pointing out the basic difference being Bush had more electoral college votes but lost the popular vote.
I wonder how many Americans know this... 56 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
The difference between a Republic and a democracy is one where Bush wins and one where Gore wins.
Seems legit 3 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
No further comments needed, we have a winner!
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Things I would Wish On My Enimies 14 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Seriously, have you heard him read 50 shades of gray?
Sh*t Sh*t 8 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
*objects in mirror are closer then they appear*
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Too glam to give a damn 12 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
It's probably because I should have said whiplash. Usually a medical condition you get from being in a car crash from being thrown around at high speeds.
Too glam to give a damn 12 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
She went from worst character to best character so fast I'm suprised she doesn't have whip lash.
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A true love 14 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
It burns us!!!
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He was just having some fun 12 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Why do we have to choose? This is America! We can have both!
Made from old tyres. Awesome 7 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Tires.
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It was strange 1 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Gambon be like "Cheeky little shit..."
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Physics! 3 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Reasons why science is cool.
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Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
Also why are we yelling owner? Seems kinda silly ;)
Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
It's obvious by the comment I made, that you responded to, that I recognize him as the OWNER.
Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
The lawyer comparison is absurd, so we can just ignore that. You can write paragraph after paragraph but you will never convince me that making simple accommodations to make everyone happy is somehow worse for business then being rude to guests over something so small and trivial.
For real tho 8 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
That's a given ;)
For real tho 8 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
It's taken me a long time to accept that my least favorite aspect of Scooby Doo is Scooby Doo.
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Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
He doesn't have a restaurant in NYC... And given how many restaurants go belly up, you can never afford to throw away money.
Atheist are good 33 comments
esweeney · 6 years ago
We could indeed.