Evan Sweeney

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Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
I get the whole experience thing. I really do. But is it really so hard for them to just make a simple accommodation? The customer would be happy. The business would get money and good reviews. It really seems like a no brainer to me.
Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
He just lost his business thousands of dollars. If he isn't getting fired he will go out of business sooner or later.
Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
So instead of taking the simple step of putting food in a box and having some happy returning customers, he decides to be a douche. Then publicly ridicule an earned one star review. Great business sense!
Woman Leaves Angry Yelp Review, Owner Responds... 29 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Good for that business owner, but speaking as someone who works in the hospitality business the way they talked to the guest would get you fired from any other business.
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Illegal 8 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Way to take a failing grade and turn it into an expulsion...
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Atheist are good 33 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Stalin. Argument is invalid.
Some say he's still sliding 3 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Like if you read the title in Jeremy Clarkson's voice.
You lied to me, human 3 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
I think it's starting to kick in...
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Well, he's got a point 25 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Only you can prevent forest fires... by taking a massive toke off this blunt.
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Well, he's got a point 25 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
You know who should toke up? Bears. Real eyes realize real lies.
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sl*ts of instagram domain name 11 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Actually I'm pretty sure that his intent was to create a website that had a dirty name and then have it be about some duck fantasy. The joke just sailed over some people's head...
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Sometimes It's Just About Relaxing 6 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
People underestimate how awesome doing nothing is. Speaking as a guy who had spent two plus years building a house and working a full time job, nothing is awesome.
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One of the most beautiful moments of the discworld 6 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
I saw this once when I was channel flipping, but is that Lady Margaret?
Something that really grinds my gears 22 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
I love it too when you have a really bad signal and some of the messages get through but others do not.
Fast food 20 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
...when I lose my white friends in snow. Lost it!
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What I'm always thinking every Friday. And every other day 6 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Hey whatever gets you through your shift.
Have a nice day bro! 6 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
"Pshh I'm going on break in 5 minutes."
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Beware 7 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
He's the hero Gotham deserves... but not the one it needs right now.
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Think before you caption 4 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Hey man you don't know that dogs story.
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When someone is even weirder than you 9 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Sasha Blouse?
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College is where you learn life skills 14 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
That is quite the talent!
College is where you learn life skills 14 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
Eww you wanna see your mum do that? ;)
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Not really 5 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
I would legalize dat ass if you know what I mean.
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"men love a challenge" 26 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
... I have both male and female genitalia...
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And we were all laughing 3 comments
esweeney · 9 years ago
So this really is my favorite thing to do. Plus this is a pretty sweet movie.
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