Because people here are illogical fuckasses

Pussies. Joking about shit you hate is one of the pillars of comedy. Fuck off

Shut up you insufferable pussy

"why do people make fun of things they dislike" "why does comedy exist"

Actually jk i guess it's a teensy bit different

the fuck r u smoking nigga

That's like the only meme you've got. It doesn't even really mean anything. In the end, objectively speaking, you're the single most pathetic person on the site, though if a guest or two are pedophiles, you might have some competition for that title

Sure, I'll bite. The issue i have with you is that you're a 36 year old man with the mentality of a 13 year old, with a sexual addiction to my little pony to boot. It disgusts me and I do not respect you as a human being, and believe that you have done humanity a great disservice by contributing to the gene pool. I do, however, take solace in the fact that, as you divorced with your wife in favor of masturbation to children's cartoons, you will not be in your children's lives as much, limiting the psychological damage you would bestow upon them otherwise as an immature and deviant father.

Your level of absolute autism IS quite painful. So I guess that can be my answer

Nobody. If you think this is how you should ask someone out, and you are above 6, then you are an evolutionary failure and will never contribute to the gene pool.

No because it's been a thing since way before

Riveting. Listen, what the fuck are you doing with your life, dude. You're literally almost half a century old, and you're still spending your time jacking off to ponies and getting roasted on meme websites.

Unlike you, a fucking middle aged man, I'm still a student.

ait but like.. you divorced someone you had two kids with cuz of fucking my little pony. idk if we should be talking about worth rn

lmao even i don't capitalize my own fucking name u dumb cunt. is that all you could come up with?

par for the course for mister goveia