User eternal1 Banned

Why is everything getting more expensive 44 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
You dont have to buy a $40k truck or a $1400 a month house. Spend within your means you retarded cunt. No wonder you're poor.
Edit: @occams_gillette i live in Cupertino so fuck off. You don't have to live in an expensive area; you can move
Edit2: @occamns_gillette Its cuz u said 'have you ever tried to live in Sacramento?' so i raped ur challenge in the ass. I dont move cuz i dont need to. If you're not economically successful enough to live in rich areas, move to cheaper areas, dumb cunt.
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The meme games 2 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
i've played it before its loaded with shitty normie memes its disgusting
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Cookies 19 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
the fuck is this shit why isn't it nsfw
Semen can help fight tooth decay 8 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Why is this nsfw
Octopi being smartasses 20 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Because people here are illogical fuckasses
Octopi being smartasses 20 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Ok no these tumblrs fucking INCESSANTLY exaggerate shit what the fuck. Yes, octopi are very very intelligent, but this shit is leaping across the line between fact and fiction.
Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Pussies. Joking about shit you hate is one of the pillars of comedy. Fuck off
Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Shut up you insufferable pussy
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Read madafaka, read! 25 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
"why do people make fun of things they dislike" "why does comedy exist"
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When can I retire and read by the pool everyday 4 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
English teacher cant even use proper punctuation
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The iron curtain giant 5 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Actually jk i guess it's a teensy bit different
How to ask your crush out 22 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
the fuck r u smoking nigga
How to ask your crush out 22 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
That's like the only meme you've got. It doesn't even really mean anything. In the end, objectively speaking, you're the single most pathetic person on the site, though if a guest or two are pedophiles, you might have some competition for that title
How to ask your crush out 22 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Sure, I'll bite. The issue i have with you is that you're a 36 year old man with the mentality of a 13 year old, with a sexual addiction to my little pony to boot. It disgusts me and I do not respect you as a human being, and believe that you have done humanity a great disservice by contributing to the gene pool. I do, however, take solace in the fact that, as you divorced with your wife in favor of masturbation to children's cartoons, you will not be in your children's lives as much, limiting the psychological damage you would bestow upon them otherwise as an immature and deviant father.
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How to ask your crush out 22 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Your level of absolute autism IS quite painful. So I guess that can be my answer
How to ask your crush out 22 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Nobody. If you think this is how you should ask someone out, and you are above 6, then you are an evolutionary failure and will never contribute to the gene pool.
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Just became the luckiest man in the world 31 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Im too lazy to check but I'm pretty sure this is a bot post
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So far so good 10 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
No because it's been a thing since way before
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Gold diggers 8 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
To be fair, rappers basically buy those girls as props
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Riveting. Listen, what the fuck are you doing with your life, dude. You're literally almost half a century old, and you're still spending your time jacking off to ponies and getting roasted on meme websites.
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
Unlike you, a fucking middle aged man, I'm still a student.
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
ait but like.. you divorced someone you had two kids with cuz of fucking my little pony. idk if we should be talking about worth rn
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
lmao even i don't capitalize my own fucking name u dumb cunt. is that all you could come up with?
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That time when I first had almond ever 35 comments
eternal1 · 4 years ago
par for the course for mister goveia
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