eupheme

eupheme


19, Croatia

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eupheme · 5 years ago
They can swim. But just a tiny little bit.
He has been skipping apples on purposes. 1 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
A+ title
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#caninelivesmatter 11 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Serves him right
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I'm love mine shoe 7 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Why does she have a unibrow that looks like it's just a different brow photoshopped in between her own
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Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Yeah I agree, I'm an absolute slytherin. Hiding emotions 24/7 am I right lolol
Hmmm 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
They're rappers whose names are 6ix9ine (69) and 50 cent so the joke is the person only has 69.50$
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Bless this Mess! 4 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Yea but what would be the point of life on earth then? Christianity treaches that earthly life is preparation for the afterlife whether in heaven, hell or purgatory and it is your way of life that decides where you end up after you die. God gave us free will and this "system" wouldn't make sense without it. If we were all good it means we would be without sin and wouldn't know evil so you can say it would be literal heaven on earth, but what is the point of heaven if you don't do anything to earn your place in it.
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This turtle conscious bar menu 8 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I get what they're trying to say but why would it be an issue at all? When you have a drink with a straw it isn't as if you're going to take the straw with you and throw it in the nature somewhere. You're most likely going to leave your glass and the bar would be responsible for managing it afterwards. They could recycle but that isn't even a point in this argument- how the hell would you ordering a drink with a straw kill a turtle? What kills them is improper waste management and in this case it is not the fault of the customer.
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Burgerception isnt real... It cant hurt you 3 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I imagined eating that abomination on the left and now I have the urge to drink a whole bottle of mouthwash
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Do you let your pets sleep in your bed? 21 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I love my dog but I would never let him sleep on my bed. He has his own spot in the house and that's it
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Me every time 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
If that happened to somebody else I would've laughed too lol. And I totally get what you mean, my mom is always worried about me oversleeping so she checks up on me if she thinks I'm running late (I would've missed so many things if she didn't, god bless her)
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Me every time 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I did that for so long (setting 10 alarms and snoozing them all) and then recently I decided I was gonna change my bad habit and started putting my phone on my desk so I would have to get out from my bed to turn it off. It was going so well, but then a week ago I jumped out of bed to turn the alarm off and sprained my ankle really bad :/
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Pure evil 3 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Me selling wheat to farmers in skyrim
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The 19 year olds are the chosen ones 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Ooh that's nice. And I hope so lol 'cause I just realised I'm gonna be a wrinkly grandma by then which is weird but also awesome at the same time
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The 19 year olds are the chosen ones 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I'm gonna be 69 in 2069 for exactly one magical day! My bday is dec 31.
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Real as it gets 3 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
As a Croat, can confirm. It hurts but it's true :(
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Oof ouch my fingers 1 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I can almost hear the sound the crocodile made when you opened the mouth
Anyone else had this issue? 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
When I was around 10 or 11 my grandma opend the bathroom door while I was in the bath (no coverage whatsoever, I hadn't filled it) so a guest could poke her head in and say hi to me. It haunts me to this day
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Landscape in watercolor I did in school 4 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
That's really good, keep it up!
And if you don't mind me asking, what's that orange structure/thing in the center? I guess I'm just sleepy, but I can't recognise it
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Mini painting 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Is it a photo? It looks like it has some texture, but I'm not sure
Russian neighbors 4 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Me neither...
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guys lent starts today, i'm giving up peanut butter 9 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Thanks! :)
guys lent starts today, i'm giving up peanut butter 9 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
@ title, I'm gonna give up sweets and eat less bakery stuff just because I've been eating too much sh*t lately and I want to loose some weight anyway. Plus it's easier not to give up when there's a heavier meaning behind the decision.
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Geopolitical 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
They actually do have an exit to the sea and are pretty proud of it
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That’s because the day before was kraut and weenies 10 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Square pizza is probably the most popular thing at the bakery next to my school. I don't eat it often but the best part is definitely the corner!
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