eupheme

eupheme


18, Croatia

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C++ is truly something else 1 comments
eupheme · 1 day ago
I like it how I don't know the first thing about coding but memes like still this make me laugh
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#ProCookingTips 5 comments
eupheme · 1 day ago
Anybody else actually like kale?
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Found this on quora 17 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
Stracciatella, rum raisin and yogurt (with berry jam)
Ezra killed it! 1 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
His look was one of my absolute favourites! Shame so few people actually got the theme right.
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UNO Don't know how to play 5 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
I never knew you're supposed to miss a turn after +4
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So basically 3 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
Idk how but I've actually had dreams where I used toilets and nothing ever happened irl
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Just watched this. Absolute mind blown! 1 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
I cried when I saw it, so beautiful and sad
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Slicing potato 5 comments
eupheme · 2 weeks ago
The infinitater
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Press f 3 comments
eupheme · 2 weeks ago
They can swim. But just a tiny little bit.
He has been skipping apples on purposes. 1 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
A+ title
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#caninelivesmatter 11 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
Serves him right
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I'm love mine shoe 7 comments
eupheme · 5 weeks ago
Why does she have a unibrow that looks like it's just a different brow photoshopped in between her own
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Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
eupheme · 5 weeks ago
Yeah I agree, I'm an absolute slytherin. Hiding emotions 24/7 am I right lolol
Hmmm 5 comments
eupheme · 5 weeks ago
They're rappers whose names are 6ix9ine (69) and 50 cent so the joke is the person only has 69.50$
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Bless this Mess! 4 comments
eupheme · 5 weeks ago
Yea but what would be the point of life on earth then? Christianity treaches that earthly life is preparation for the afterlife whether in heaven, hell or purgatory and it is your way of life that decides where you end up after you die. God gave us free will and this "system" wouldn't make sense without it. If we were all good it means we would be without sin and wouldn't know evil so you can say it would be literal heaven on earth, but what is the point of heaven if you don't do anything to earn your place in it.
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This turtle conscious bar menu 8 comments
eupheme · 6 weeks ago
I get what they're trying to say but why would it be an issue at all? When you have a drink with a straw it isn't as if you're going to take the straw with you and throw it in the nature somewhere. You're most likely going to leave your glass and the bar would be responsible for managing it afterwards. They could recycle but that isn't even a point in this argument- how the hell would you ordering a drink with a straw kill a turtle? What kills them is improper waste management and in this case it is not the fault of the customer.
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Burgerception isnt real... It cant hurt you 3 comments
eupheme · 6 weeks ago
I imagined eating that abomination on the left and now I have the urge to drink a whole bottle of mouthwash
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Do you let your pets sleep in your bed? 20 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
I love my dog but I would never let him sleep on my bed. He has his own spot in the house and that's it
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Me every time 5 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
If that happened to somebody else I would've laughed too lol. And I totally get what you mean, my mom is always worried about me oversleeping so she checks up on me if she thinks I'm running late (I would've missed so many things if she didn't, god bless her)
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Me every time 5 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
I did that for so long (setting 10 alarms and snoozing them all) and then recently I decided I was gonna change my bad habit and started putting my phone on my desk so I would have to get out from my bed to turn it off. It was going so well, but then a week ago I jumped out of bed to turn the alarm off and sprained my ankle really bad :/
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Pure evil 3 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Me selling wheat to farmers in skyrim
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The 19 year olds are the chosen ones 6 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Ooh that's nice. And I hope so lol 'cause I just realised I'm gonna be a wrinkly grandma by then which is weird but also awesome at the same time
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The 19 year olds are the chosen ones 6 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
I'm gonna be 69 in 2069 for exactly one magical day! My bday is dec 31.
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Real as it gets 3 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
As a Croat, can confirm. It hurts but it's true :(
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Oof ouch my fingers 1 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
I can almost hear the sound the crocodile made when you opened the mouth