eupheme

eupheme


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This is a dumb game... - Darth an*s, probably 6 comments
eupheme · 2 weeks ago
Yeah... Darth Anal
Too much 3 comments
eupheme · 3 weeks ago
So... everything.
Real time bathroom display in Taipei 4 comments
eupheme · 3 weeks ago
"Investigation alert" ...wtf is that
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Basically every reasonable person 7 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
It goes something like that it's a good thing because when you're ugly, you know people love you for who you are
Thomas fookin' Shelby knows 1 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
God I love that show
That hit you hard? 12 comments
eupheme · 6 weeks ago
Damn
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C++ is truly something else 1 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
I like it how I don't know the first thing about coding but memes like this still make me laugh
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#ProCookingTips 5 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Anybody else actually like kale?
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Found this on quora 17 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
Stracciatella, rum raisin and yogurt (with berry jam)
Ezra killed it! 1 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
His look was one of my absolute favourites! Shame so few people actually got the theme right.
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UNO Don't know how to play 5 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
I never knew you're supposed to miss a turn after +4
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So basically 3 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
Idk how but I've actually had dreams where I used toilets and nothing ever happened irl
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Just watched this. Absolute mind blown! 1 comments
eupheme · 9 weeks ago
I cried when I saw it, so beautiful and sad
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Slicing potato 5 comments
eupheme · 11 weeks ago
The infinitater
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Press f 3 comments
eupheme · 11 weeks ago
They can swim. But just a tiny little bit.
He has been skipping apples on purposes. 1 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
A+ title
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#caninelivesmatter 11 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
Serves him right
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I'm love mine shoe 7 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
Why does she have a unibrow that looks like it's just a different brow photoshopped in between her own
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Hufflepuff for life *dab* 6 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
Yeah I agree, I'm an absolute slytherin. Hiding emotions 24/7 am I right lolol
Hmmm 5 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
They're rappers whose names are 6ix9ine (69) and 50 cent so the joke is the person only has 69.50$
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Bless this Mess! 4 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
Yea but what would be the point of life on earth then? Christianity treaches that earthly life is preparation for the afterlife whether in heaven, hell or purgatory and it is your way of life that decides where you end up after you die. God gave us free will and this "system" wouldn't make sense without it. If we were all good it means we would be without sin and wouldn't know evil so you can say it would be literal heaven on earth, but what is the point of heaven if you don't do anything to earn your place in it.
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This turtle conscious bar menu 8 comments
eupheme · 14 weeks ago
I get what they're trying to say but why would it be an issue at all? When you have a drink with a straw it isn't as if you're going to take the straw with you and throw it in the nature somewhere. You're most likely going to leave your glass and the bar would be responsible for managing it afterwards. They could recycle but that isn't even a point in this argument- how the hell would you ordering a drink with a straw kill a turtle? What kills them is improper waste management and in this case it is not the fault of the customer.
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Burgerception isnt real... It cant hurt you 3 comments
eupheme · 14 weeks ago
I imagined eating that abomination on the left and now I have the urge to drink a whole bottle of mouthwash
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Do you let your pets sleep in your bed? 20 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
I love my dog but I would never let him sleep on my bed. He has his own spot in the house and that's it
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Me every time 5 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
If that happened to somebody else I would've laughed too lol. And I totally get what you mean, my mom is always worried about me oversleeping so she checks up on me if she thinks I'm running late (I would've missed so many things if she didn't, god bless her)
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