eupheme

eupheme


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Love house 3 comments
eupheme · 5 days ago
Yes, because religion and reason are mutually exclusive things... What even is this
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It truly is a blessing I'm not bald 6 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
As a girl, I don't understand either
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maybe time to change socks 10 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
Or wash your feet
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c*ckburn st, edinburgh, uk 8 comments
eupheme · 1 week ago
bruh
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Romanticism 1 comments
eupheme · 2 weeks ago
The Weltschmerz is strong with this one
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Soundcloud doggo 6 comments
eupheme · 3 weeks ago
Purina??? I'm not sure but I think a company that produces pet food is allowed to test on animals
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Tubby 6 comments
eupheme · 3 weeks ago
Anyone else read it in John Maclean voice? Please tell me I'm not the only one
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Lizard waifu 1 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
Oh my god it's the sequel
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He pull 1 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
I think a more accurate translation of the last words would be evening sacrifices/offerings
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The future 10 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
Or Pennsylvania
Blondie with a skillful mouth 2 comments
eupheme · 4 weeks ago
Noot noot
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Well said 12 comments
eupheme · 5 weeks ago
Oh man, and I thought I had it tough being in school from 8am till 2pm (or 2pm till 8pm, it switches every week)
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Every f**king morning 11 comments
eupheme · 6 weeks ago
Coffee is a natural laxative you know. It hasn't actually been proven 100% but it makes sense because it has the same effect on so many people- no matter what kind of coffee they drink (even decaf). For example, while my dad only drinks black coffee I drink it with milk and sugar and it has the same effect on both of us. There is a lot of speculation around this as it hasn't been proven which part of coffee promotes bowel movement- is it just the caffeine or the drink in a whole etc. As for milk, it will upset your stomach only if you're lactose intolerant (or it's too cold, you drank it too fast etc.).
People in my country came up with very creative jokes about the yugo 8 comments
eupheme · 6 weeks ago
In the wonderful lands of former Yugoslavia
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You da real mvp 5 comments
eupheme · 7 weeks ago
Maybe he slaps his own titties
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European windows are awesome 4 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Wait, I thought this was the norm pretty much everywhere??
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Seems to just babylon and on 11 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Damn that's a nice streak, now I feel bad for signing up hahahah
Seems to just babylon and on 11 comments
eupheme · 8 weeks ago
Aaand I just made an account after three years of lurking because I want to comment more
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