eupheme

eupheme


19, Croatia

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Well now I want Oreos and a glass of malk 6 comments
eupheme · 3 weeks ago
I thought they were chesnuts at first
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Should go for a C section at that point 13 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
The worst thing is when the cold sweat starts
Covfefe is art 3 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
Dang, covfefe happened over 3 years ago
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Weird optical illusion from boxes when you scroll up and down 7 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
Yep I'm on phone, for me it's the five boxes that are not parallel to the others (four in the middle and one on the upper right) that move slightly left - right.
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Weird optical illusion from boxes when you scroll up and down 7 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
Omg they do! Thanks for pointing it out I didn't even realise.
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My one-eyed Pickle. I adopted her over a year ago, and tricked her with a pic (she's shy 6 comments
eupheme · 12 weeks ago
This brought back nightmares form Andersen's story The Tinderbox - I remember the dogs in the illustrations had horrifying eyes.
Anon turns his life around 10 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
I was confused too, urban dictionary says it's a kissles hugless virgin
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Brno is better anyway 4 comments
eupheme · 13 weeks ago
Wait until you hear about Prague 3
Wait, don't eat without me guys! 1 comments
eupheme · 15 weeks ago
I love how the doggo sees the bird coming and then unnecessarily moves out of the way.
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French fry alignment guide 8 comments
eupheme · 15 weeks ago
Guess I'm a true neutral evil? What's wrong with steak fries :((
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They don't demolish old skyscrapers anymore, they just overwrite them 2 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
Looks more like they merged an existing construction with a new one? I'm not sure
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Stjepan, Malena and Klepetan [FeelGoodSubstance] 10 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
They're honestly considered a national treasure and every year when Klepetan comes back it's on the news for sure. Also, Malena means "little one" and Klepetan means "one that claps" (as in clapping wings).
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 4 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
I was genuinely confused until I saw the tag above the title
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Fishy Fun Day #45: Language Game Edition 4 comments
eupheme · 16 weeks ago
Oof, in Croatian it's "škrga“ - pronounced shkr-gah (the r is hard). It's a good example of how sometimes we use an r as a vowel, and there are many words that are all consonants (mostly 3-letter) that implement that.
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Groan 7 comments
eupheme · 17 weeks ago
Egg on pizza is great, and for some reason I also love having a glass of cold milk on the side. People look at me weird when I say this and I haven't come across anyone who likes it as well :/
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Word Game - Entry 6 15 comments
eupheme · 20 weeks ago
In Croatian, curse is "kletva". Another similar word is "zakletva" which means oath.
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His motives are beyond your understanding 4 comments
eupheme · 20 weeks ago
I found a translation on reddit in case anyone was wondering: (also these are really simplified)
> friendship
ziggurat
hate sex
feel good
Gilgamesh
hate life
> sex
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Word Game - Entry 2 21 comments
eupheme · 20 weeks ago
Croatian: krumpir
The word originates from variants of the German "Grundbirne" which literally means "ground pear"
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I was years old 2 comments
eupheme · 22 weeks ago
15 years too late
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Pick yennefer 6 comments
eupheme · 24 weeks ago
I liked triss better but just for the sake of loyalty i picked yennefer
Slav power! 2 comments
eupheme · 31 weeks ago
I was probably like 2 when i had my first sip of alcohol, slav parents really do be wild sometimes
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Very heartwarming 4 comments
eupheme · 31 weeks ago
I was having a fun time looking at memes before bed and now I'm crying myself to sleep just from that :(
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Why yes sir, madam, this way to the chalet 6 comments
eupheme · 32 weeks ago
Oh my god, I actually never saw the smaller dog behind them until now.
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Predictive Text Movie Lines (For the Truly Bored) 10 comments
eupheme · 32 weeks ago
Tomight we dine in the morning.
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