eupheme

eupheme


19, Croatia

— eupheme Report User
Tag yourself 8 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Help I am a mix of all of them
At least we all love burke and all of that 1 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Pretty much sums it up. Also, I think the title wants to say "burek" (very popular pastry in the Balkans, especially Bosnia)
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Extreme job shadowing 7 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
That's some good photoshop
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In SHUTTER ISLAND, Every time Leonardo smokes in the Movie he gets his cigarettes lit by 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
"In SHUTTER ISLAND, Every time Leonardo smokes in the Movie he gets his cigarettes lit by someone else which shows he was a patient because mental patients are not allowed to have matches."
From r/MovieDetails
How do you call Germany in your language? 7 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Croatian: Njemačka [nyem-achk-kah]
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Same goes for guys 4 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Yeah, she's very pretty
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Imagine not having unlimited. Lol 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Unlimited is expensive as heck, but it's such a blessing not having to worry about using up all my data
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Remember, memes can be wholesome too 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
That made me smile, thanks @catfluff
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Just Balkan things 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Oh also, I just remembered
The same thing is with the difference between đ and dž (first one is pronounced softly and the second one harder)
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Remember, memes can be wholesome too 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
But what was the meme
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It's true! 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
He truly is
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Just Balkan things 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
One is soft and the other one is hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
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Anon is the apple man 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
NEET= "not in education, employment or training" so basically someone who's finished school but isn't doing anything
I haven't seen KHHV before, but urban dictionary says it's a "Kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin"
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House in West Virginia displays circa 3,000 jack-o'-lanterns 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
The pumpkins clearly state there's 2800 of them
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Yes all the time 1 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
This was actually true for my class. Because the teacher was so behind on things, we would start every year by doing the last chapter(s) from the book of the previous year. This would take a month and would cause the process to repeat itself which forced us to skip some less important chapters altogether. When we finished HS there were around 3 big chapters left in the book which are *fortunately* not included in the final exams before graduation so I guess no harm done?
Take that you stupid 9 year old 6 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Completely agree, you can never know what a parent or anybody for that matter is going through and kids can definitely be a handful sometimes- which doesn't mean they're like that all the time. I really don't get the point in people doing stuff like this to parents who are obviously struggling with their kids no matter what the reason. It just creates a bigger problem for both the people involved and the onlookers and doesn't solve absolutely anything. Seems like it's just pure spite.
Seal more documents with wax, generally 3 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
All I'm going to remember from this is that gentlemen don't use gay waxes
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Whoops 5 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Noooo
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We can have some more, nature is a wh**e (not mine) 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I just laughed out loud in a full bus, ty tho
New tattoo 14 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
That looks amazing!
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Nobody explain 12 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
It took me a second, but I got it (why am I proud tho)
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I love you, Soap 10 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
"The Pet Travel Scheme ("PTS") is a system which allows animals to travel easily between member countries without undergoing quarantine. A pet passport is a document that officially records information related to a specific animal, as part of that procedure. The effect is to drastically speed up and simplify travel with and transport of animals between member countries, compared to previous procedures if the regulations are followed."
-Wikipedia
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I’m old. I guess number neighbor is now a thing. I think I traumatized a kid. No answer 2 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I really felt that second to last sentence for some reason
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I love you, Soap 10 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
I think it's probably the name on the cat's passport
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It's so beautiful 11 comments
eupheme · 5 years ago
Thanks, I hate it now
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